I still don't know exactly what he contributed

i still don't know exactly what he contributed

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His name.

Nothing good

he contributed with his name to create hype

He and Miyazaki exchanged tricks for repeatedly scamming gullible soi consumers

The contribution was to himself, more stalling so he can pretend there's anything preventing him from finishing a book besides incompetence, getting some million bucks out of it is just a bonus.

Name recognition.

But really, I wonder how none of the journalists who are constantly crying about how their parents don't view video games as an artistic medium have put together that its actually probably really bad for the writer most known for a series that's been absolutely shit on for the last few years due to TV adaptation, waltzing into video games and being attributed the title of "greatest game ever made" while casually walking around acting like he doesn't give a shit about it.

>Why can't he jump? Mario jumps. This is a video game, right?

The Loathsome Dungeater

Is there a shitting scene where they more you drink the more you shit, and the more you shit the more you drink?

Uuuuuhhh...trees and shit

Now that Elden Ring is out, he can FINALLY get back to work on what we've been waiting for

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He wanted to talk to Miyahacki about his tax policies

That would be the Dung Eater

does Any Forums read? what's your favorite book and videogame?

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books are kryptonite to zoomers

Elden Ding-a-ling

he's probably bored of gory fantasy soaps
he can do what he wants

Do audiobooks count?

absolutely, i listen to audiobooks sometimes if i struggle with the prose.

Let's see Paul Allen's Boots of Blinding Speed.

I hope he fucking dies before he gets to finish Game of Thrones.

>you [generic adventurer] are a/an [hollow equivalent], you must seek the [mcguffin] to [save or else, destroy] the [insert world here]
Fourth grade level writing.

Fave book: confederacy of dunces
Fave game: final fantasy tactics

He talked to the staff while spending all day at catering.

sin and punishment
only in a few chapters but it feels kinda overrated right now