Miyazaki calling players virgins

>miyazaki calling players virgins

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MGTOW

that's probably the only thing grrm wrote his books are full of impotent cuck shit

BOTW is a superior game

>instantly jump on the first slut that offers
You're not that desperate, right?

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HAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU NEVER GOT YOUR DICK WET

Wait you can refuse
FUG
can I get a cute boy instead

im not a virgin anymore

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I have a date in 12 hours :3

you need to have a "maiden" before you can be a cuck user

she said it would be temporary but i've been playing for hours and my health is still damaged
how do i get rid of it?

Use the thing you get from her. It removes the debuff until you get another one.

Wait she lowers your hp? How do you fix that?

They actually removed the part where he tells you to go and die in a ditch.

You take a 5% HP debuff until you use the item you get from hugging her. It boosts your poise for 10 seconds at the cost of 20 FP.

speak for yourself as i am spoken for user ;)

Don't worry. Hugging Fia the ominously named Deathbed Companion, one of the people mentioned in the intro cutscene, will have absolutely no lasting consequences on your playthrough whatsoever. Please don't mind the 5% HP loss, that's just an insignificant gameplay mechanic that definitely won't become relevant in any way later on.

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Wish they had kept this line in:
youtube.com/watch?v=dcHbahAU6PU

But I cannot find it, and I'd not be surprised if Bandai told From to can the line, as we cannot have fees fees hurt now can we?

Good luck user.

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You just know.

I was and my game crashed