Gaming in the 90s

That would legally be child abuse, user

It was a magical time. We saw the panicle of 2D gaming and the birth of 3D gaming.

>gaming before social media

Good way of putting it. All new all at once too.

>walk to the corner store to get some VAULT and candy/chips
>walk to friend's house
>throw in conker's bad fur day
>talk about people at school, start to notice girls are hot
>turn on the fuzzy porn channel
>stay up late (11pm) get yelled at by friend's mom
It was based
Then 9/11 happened and I haven't been happy since

It was so much better. Online games destroyed camaraderie. Nothing on Earth compares to playing a multiplayer game bumping shoulders with your buds on a tiny ass screen. Chugging Mt Dews and pizza rolls. Playing the same game over and over and over just cause it's ten times better with a friend and some bants and it was all you could afford. Convincing your parents to let you rent something new and going in completely blind because the internet basically didn't exist and you weren't spoiled months in advance. Staying up all night because you just wanted to do one more level. The transition from 2D to 3D. God damn what a great time to be playing video games.

I wish a hot adult woman would have done the nasties to me when i was a kid

Every man does, which is why is a false equivalence fallacy.

Comfy as fuck.

>The transition from 2D to 3D
Toys R Us had 5 demo kiosks set up for the N64. Super Mario 64 was absolutely mind blowing.

Just download some issues of gaming magazines from the 90s. Electronic Gaming Monthly was good, if only because it wasn't a shill rag owned by one of the big gaming companies

Or you if you hate reading, you can watch someone read them to you:

youtube.com/watch?v=efrzGJrqnX4

Even the ads at the time convey how much has changed about how games were marketed. Oh, and remember to add 25% to any pricetag you see to adjust for inflation

I was about 7 and literally pissed my pants while playing the N64 at one of those kiosks because I didn't want to lose my spot and my mom could take me home at any time. It would be MONTHS before I could play a 3D game again.

Based autist.

I looked up a bunch of British ones a while ago and they were insanely horny. Like pages going on about how sexy Lara Croft was.

Where did you download them?

The future looks very bright. it wasn't

god /ss/ irl is so hot

Overrated. Everything was bulky and took too long. Nowadays it's much better. I can play the classic vidya but with better hardware, and I can network with bros better than having to plan weeks ahead.
Sometimes, we'd even walk to a gas station to get some snacks. I certainly don't miss the old days.

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What's the point in torturing the kid like this?
He can't do what he really wants to do with her.

My parents used to do similar shit to me. Force me to go to hooters for my birthday, tell the waitresses it was my birthday, and then laugh when I spill my spaghetti and they make me take pictures with them. It's like a humiliation ritual just so boomers have something to laugh at.
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THE LITTLE KID TAKING A PICTURE WITH THE BIG TITTY STACEYS. LOOK HE'S TURNING RED. HAHAHAHAHA
what is the fucking point

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