4 years of hype for this

im seeing this guy pop up a lot, is he like DSP 2?

i dont understand what OP is trying to convey, unless its cocks in their mouth

he's what DSP dreams he could be. Brings in $30k+ a month.

What the hell can be done? Genuinely asking

>Caring how a fucking youtuber play instead of experiencing the game yourself
Kys faggot

the game is shit

>Any Forumscels proclaim a lack of quest log or map markers as the holy grail
>cry when they finally get it
LOL

And how is the OP showing that the game is shit?

Jank is part of souls games

subjective. maybe imagine party babyz is more your speed.

Getting your shit pushed in because you aren't ready for a fight is the guidance, you fucking dipshit. Get better and come back later

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

>Open world game
>"WAIT, what is he trying to do over there?Go back now! You are not supposed to be there yet"
lol, what's the point?

Holy shit i didn't even realize this was a video game at first, i though it as real life

fromtards would say anything to defend their masters.

>walk through gated community at night
>safe, fresh air, lovely walk
>walk through nigger infested crack warren at night
>get mugged, murdered, maybe raped
>WTF I THOUGHT REAL LIFE WAS OPEN WORLD

he already died there once, it should be warning enough to maybe not go that way.
by the way, he's a fucking dumbass because you don't need to dismount to collect your runes.

he's just a normie streamer, nothing unusual.

Why is he even trying to fight it? His attacks do like less than 1% of its health. Its clear that thing is far higher level why not just run?

I probably won't pirate Elden Ring for another year or so. But you two are retarded faggots if you think this is some gotcha for an open world game.

You never played a dark souls game i see, you are not suposed to go to overleveled areas

But How do he know he should not try this boss again? just because his damage is low? What if all bosses he encountered are hard for him?

open world + souls combat do not work for normalfags.

Have you ever played dark souls?

>Encounter new enemy
>Hits you very hard
>You do minimal damage to it
One would this that this is a return later moment.

>no, i should definitely be able to brute force this enemy that's far too high a level for me like a retard trying to get into the cookie jar, it's the game's fault that i'm a mong

But I think it is entertaining to watch streamer suffering and laugh at they sucking at games. Good Job FS.

>getting better = acquire bigger numbers while mechanically doing the exact same thing
peak game design according to fromtards

>he wants a static world that levels with you
fuck off bethesdatranny

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