Play elden ring

>play elden ring
>get to first boss
>die and cutscene starts
>everything is black
Why is it acceptable to release a game where literally the second cutscene doesn't work?

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You wouldn't fuck a statue

Post more coomer statues and I'll tell you why.

why must you post a list provoking image?

Ayo where can I find that statue???

>die
>everything is black
whaaaaaaat? no waaaaaay

IRL when you die you go to heaven or hell. Light or fire.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

I would definitely try

Is the ghost in the chair supposed to have no VA? I hear some ghostly sound effects and the mouth moves but no voice.

>petrification

ghosts dont have vocal cords stupid!

Actually, your soul goes to the warp where you endure eternal pain and pleasure bestowed upon you by our redeemer Slaanesh

Don't tell me what I can or can't do.

it would be extremely hard

Christcucks need to fuck off

You couldn't fuck a statue

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For you

Stick a fleshlight in it

I was confused about what was happening. I didn't think I died and then the screen just went dark. Is that supposed to happen?

god i love toes

*snort*

>IRL when you die you go to heaven or hell. Light or fire.
Uuuuh put some fucking spoilers, not everyone has died here already, douchebag

that confused me at first, but I don't think there is supposed to be video, just audio, your dude died/fell unconscious and was tossed into a watery pit

this is what people coomed to before porn

Seethe harder

>watch sopranos
>get to last episode
>final scene starts
>everything is black
Why is it acceptable to release a show where literally the ending doesn't work?

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read something a bit ago about a kid who got caught jerking it to a statue, and in his shame decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff lmao