What's wrong with game reviews?

> 10/10. perfect game. no major issues
> stutters, can barely run at 60fps on a 3070
> terrible framerates on consoles. looks like shit

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You lost. Deal with it.

The highest rated game ever, Ocarina of Time, is like sub 20fps

take this fat L snoy

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I just put in a request for a refund.

Not because of the terrible performance, but because the game is fucking stale and soulless. It's just DS3, the worst Soulsborne game by a mile, but with stupid crafting and empty open world padding.

I have no fucking idea why From would mix up the formula and crush it so hard with Sekiro, just to go back to ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL POKE REPEAT DS3 gameplay..

Personally my gripe is how things I don't like are rated 10/10

game runs at 60 at 1440p on my 1660ti save for going into new areas which i'm surer they'll fix. are you saying my pc is better than one with a 3070?

Paid reviews like always

This.

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>looks like shit
It looks like shit on PC too. There's pretty much no art direction.
>with stupid crafting and empty open world padding
That's all I needed to know. Fuck open world survival craft games.

>> stutters, can barely run at 60fps on a 3070
thats only if you have the EAC version

You lost.

tons of users reviews are trashing this piece of shit right now mostly because of the shitty PC port
jornos on the hands are pussies forced to give this doging simulator 10/10 or else they will face backlash from Fromdrones

your gripe is that hemorrhoid and constant gas. you had that date with the guy but when he laid you out gas distributed through your colon so sounded like a fart but it wasn't one, but you both looked at each other and you know he was thinking you farted

works flawlessly in my personal computer though

Soulborne games are overrated garbage

Yep, i said it

>doging simulator
there's dogs?

>stutters, can barely run at 60fps on a 3070
It runs fine for me on a 1660 ti, imagine spending an average monthly salary on a graphics card holy kek

3080
10850k
32gb ram

slight undervolting across the board for temps cuz my AIO seems to have an issue

5 hours in and I've seen mild stuttering like 4 times in a frantic battle with numerous opponents/effects

No probs here, see about later

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Because they're never game reviews, it's just "hey if i say popular thing is good everyone will think i'm right!"
10/10 reviews shouldn't exist because there is no such thing as a flawless game.

Wrong. It's Dark Souls 2: 2(Breath of the Wild Edition)

>Go to a restaurant
>Food is perfect
>Chair is a little rocky
>Food was 7/10 because of the chair

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No, Elden Ring is yet another hyped to oblivion game that has now released to mixed reviews and an inability to live up to expectations. Seems to be par for the course in the 2020s.

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Probably because the new patch made the game worse.
Journos got a more polished version.

>Go to a restaurant
>Food is unevenly cooked in some places
>wow this entire eating experience was 10/10

BOTW ran like shit on my Wii U but it still got 10.

>he thinks people care about PC

All the negative reviews are from people having technical issues, autismo.

>b-b-but patch 1.02!!!!!
>it won't run well just because you say it won't? OKAY LOL

Feels good to be a based console gaymer. Time to recline in my papa bear chair and play this on the 70 inch plazzy as God intended.

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>Food analogy

>crush it so hard with Sekiro
>another faggot that thinks parryspam is good gameplay

EAC can suck my cock

I'm playing on a 1050ti, i5 3570k with 8GB of ram.
Textures, lighting and shadows are on medium, antialiasing is on high and everything else is on low or off.
The game runs stable at 30fps 1080p, besides the stuttering when entering a new area.
I'm having a blast, but the trees look ugly.

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>he gets his information from Any Forums

You lost

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>amerimutt with a lenovo laptop from 2012
kek, tard

works on my machine.
let me guess, you have an AMD?

Dying Light 2 was more enjoyable 2 hour experience than this piece of shit.

either that or a Dell chinaware bug haha

The faggots, incels and trannies who play these games only want roll-spam poke

Sekiro is the best soulsborne to date

I'm playing it and it's just alright
Nothing amazing. All the 10/10s is crazy. Those journos just want gamer street cred.

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>Go to a restaurant
>Food has a dick in it
>wow this entire analogy is shit and your mother is a whore

New gen consoles hold 45-60 fps pretty well. Good enough for me and any other gamer who isn't a easily filtered PC cuck.

>30fps 1080p

embarrassing

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guys
can anyone confirm if it stutters with 12 gb ram?
maybe like 8 gb ram users are seeing stutters?