Meeting at friend's house. Alcohol, junk food and vidyas all night long

>meeting at friend's house. Alcohol, junk food and vidyas all night long
>me: guys you have to play this classic for the first time Resident Evil 4 IT'S SO GOOD IT MADE ME PLAY THE REST OF THE FRANCHISE DUDES ONE OF THE VERY FIRST OVER-THE-SHOULDER-SHOOTERS YOULL LOVE IT I SWEAR T-
>friend plays it:
>yoo why cant I strafe
>tries to rotate the camera with the right stick
>what is this called? Tank controls?
>what is that laser pointer where is the aim cursor?
>what do you mean I cant walk while aiming
>Close the game, put CoD for them, sit back and drink till pass out.

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get better friends, user

>re4
lmao
may as well have put 5 on at least two people could shoot Spanish bug zombies at the same time

Oh boo hoo poor fucking you le sad doomer user

Fuck off christ
I have a friend like you who insists the shit he played when he was 13 is still the best thing ever
Not everybody has the same nostalgic attraction to old dumpy clunky crap
Times change and games aren't objectively good forever

>re4
>clunky
Kill yourself.

Put a multiplayer game on, everyone can play together. Not a single player game, everyone else is forced to watch. Doesn't have to be Call of Duty or shooter. Maybe show RE4 to a friend if it's a one on one meeting, and you don't mind watching, but not with more then two people around.

Jesus I can't fucking stand people like you

and other bullshit that didn't happen

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resident evil 4 was the first nail in the coffin and I hate it
fuck you

>alcohol
fucking kill yourself you disgusting subhuman
god I wish all alcoholics would just fucking die and alcohol would cease to exist
I want to fucking murder you you worthless waste of fucking matter

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>and I hate it
And? The fact thay you have something personal against a game makes it objectively bad? How retarded can you be?

>can't move while shooting
>can't strafe
>have to use two buttons to melee
>have to pause game every time you want to switch wespons or use an item
I love RE4 but it's pretty clunky by today's standards dude.

ESL cunt

RE6 is an objectively better game

i hope your parents beat you more

serves you right, 4 was garbage and it killed the soul of the re series.

>Hang out with friends, drinking and eating junk food
>Decide you should play a several-hours long singleplayer game
Why did you think this was a good idea

I fucking love RE4's attache case system and I'm going to deeply regret how butchered it's going to get in the remake, because it'll be like 8's, and 8's sucked. On the fly weapon switching completely negates the point of the attache case.

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Because it never happened, op is larping that he has friends.

sorry your gay drunk dad touched you

>RE5
>spanish bugs
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, which nogistan nation was that again?