OH NONONONO

OH NONONONO

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Its too late Shazamsister

this is pretty funny

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>retards stil playing games on release

lol consoomer retards will never learn

>game was confirmed to have performance issues before launch
>people still bought it and are now complaining about the performance issues

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>pc "gaming" post 2007
never again. enjoy your 4th world tier platform

Its Jank souls all over again

but muh miracle day 1 patch

*inhales*

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whats the point of this the game hasnt even been out for a day no one has played it fully

Imagine paying thousands of dollars for hardware that doesn't work. Just buy a console retards.

>the best way to play the game is running the ps4 version on a ps5
what a joke lmao

better than anything you'll ever going to get. enjoy your frametime spikes into the hundred ms, you coping pc shart

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>its okay having to play the worse looking last gen version to get good performance since its on a sony system

The absolute STATE of PC master race

KEK

JUST

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i know this is a shitpost but the pc version is genuinely unplayable. the tree sentinel fight made me refund the game

Thats what happen when you dismiss any criticism or negative review with "Lol tranny! tranny! See this fake screenshot we made? It means you're a tranny if you dont suck off myazaki"
fucking drones, man. They never learn

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>fast travel
Strike 3

Why does a single-player game need an anti-cheat again?

Man they're really pushing it with the delayed attack animations this time

holy fuck i hope they patch this before my country get invaded by russia. this is bullshit.

Because for the people that do play online, there's an exploit that allows people to delete your system32 and steal all your passwords that's in every Souls game on PC. They had 1 month to fix it so they put EAC on the game as a bandaid fix.

Steam removed the reviews

eldenbros.....

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Reminder, putlers transphobic chud brigade are trying to review bomb miyazakis game

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anddd someone completed it

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SHUT IT DOWN

That's what I did. I bought the PS4 version and upgraded to PS5

>she PAID for this terrible port
i'm sorry fromsisters, but you knew what was coming for you.

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>the anti-cheat is broken it's telling me to close all my cheating software before i can start

This retard only has 6 minutes of playtime associated to his account. At least leave the game running for an hour so your review appears legitimate.

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this is fucking hilarious

Isn't this the actual downie streamer who got outskilled by tier 1 Bannerlord AI?

they're probably just reviewing them like the gazillion posts in the forums

no point in rating it favorably if the game doesn't run properly

>0.1 hrs on record.

SHAZAMSISTERS WE ARE BACK

Russian bots are review bombing it

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Works on my machine. Anyway rate my prophet

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not a female so pretty good

Does he have piss in his eyes?

SHAZAM-SAMA…… I KNEEL……

Do Shazam schizos really?

He loves golden showers, probably it ties in with the lore somehow

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THEY NUKED THE REVIEWS LMAO

They removed the review like less than an hour ago

You can just cheat achievements pretty easily.

How do I fix the stuttering?

Wait for the day one patch

You don't.

lmao they can just delete all the reviews if it gets a bad score? what a joke

This is one of the worst AAA games in recent history, every single one of those professional reviews was clearly paid. Absolutely disgusting and it should be illegal.

You wait a few months.

>fix
>on the first month
ohnono

They're all removed and if you check the elden ring steam forums it's on lockdown and every comment is flagged for review

PS5 seems to have weird issues. GG Strive and the new KoF XV have the most input lag on PS5. I've read the PS4 version of KoF XV running on PS5 has less input lag than the PS5 default lol.

god bless digital foundry

Unironically what is going on? Im still downloading.

>roundabout starts playing