N-nintenbros

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vice.com/en/article/88gk4p/pentagon-says-nintendo-generation-has-weak-skeletons

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boomers still don't know what video games are, give it another decade.

>Nintendo generation
Just say Millennials.

What about the Sony generation?

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>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO WORK OUT DURING CITIZEN FREE FIME SO WE CAN SEND YOU TO YOUR DEATH

If it means not getting drafted to fight in WW3 then fine by me

Yes I'm sure it's "Nintendo" that's the problem and not the recruitment campaigns that pander to the weak and mentally ill.

You JUST know

Finally, we can easily conquer those nasty skeletons

First: Nintendo generation is genx you fucking toad
Second: The article is actually talking about zoomers lol

>Yes I'm sure it's "Nintendo" that's the problem and not the recruitment campaigns that pander to the weak and mentally ill.

>It's just propaganda, Russia isn't strong and competent.

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>army apparently booting people out for not getting the covid vaccine
darn, guess I'll have to stay behind on this one, Chad. I'll take care of your girlfriend or your femboy boyfriend, though!

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They allow trannies into the military now.

>Literally can't make this shit up
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What about this?
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just mass produce gun on wheels
cheap, doesn't need training, doesn't give a shit being shoot, doesn't need food and doesn't need a salary(do it for free)

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Noooooo you have to die for heckin Israel

It amazes me that:
>people still refer to videogames as a whole as nintendo
>the government still uses buzz words like nintendo generation, something that has been used to label people since gen x, to address serious issues

That bot cannot speak and dig.

This is literally just boomers calling ALL videogames Nintendo like your grandmother would. Every cola is Coke etc.

>half the autists in the thread are too hung up that someone used the wrong name for something
>completely ignore the article
Well played OP

I am not a zoomer

my skeleton is immaculate.

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We're like already at the point where boots on the ground is becoming just useless. In 20 years, it'll all be robots and drones anyway.

>this offtopic thread again to bitch about non video game subjects

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Don't care. Use zoomers as meat shields so we don't have to hear about them on twitter.

I've never broken a bone.
But I've always been kind of terrified of the idea of that happening...

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I was hit by car once and didn't break a single bone. Fuck tendies.

You need years of physical activity so your bones grow stronger over time. Bones grow and respond slowly, so a bunch of lazy kids will be prone to bone injuries when they're 20.

>its the video games and not the onions oil
yeah right ok

>Nintendo Generation has weak bones

Yeah no shit, they're like in their 40's now.

>he doesn't know

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If anything it's proof that we need to get rid of video games and replace them with more proactive hobbies. Make participating in physically-oriented extracirricular activities mandatory for all male students. If you can't build a house or tend to a farm you're not fit to call yourself a man. At this rate Russia and China will invade and we will be screwed.

let me guess, youve done none of those things