Gaming stories and greentexts

Gaming stories and greentexts
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I'll start:
>be me
>be 13, Red Dead Redemption 1 comes out
>want properties and better horses but too retarded to find a way to get money besides petty robery
>idea.jpg
>try playing poker but suck ass
>anotheridea.wav
>"Hey grandma, wanna come see this cool poker game?"
>"sure user, lemme see"
>show grandma the controls
>she starts playing poker
>her old lady skills kick in and she fucks everyone up
>triples my money in less than an hour
>Next day, I get ready for school and i turn the game on for her
>show her how to travel to other towns when she clears out tables
>come back and she's still playing
>look at money count
>231,247
>she asks me to play poker regularly after this
>mfw i'm filthy fucking rich
>mfw its from my grandma
>mfw i have all the horses and shiny guns

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>redditniggers not allowed
>>be me

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>>be me
Who else would you be?

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>be me
Eeew

He needs to clarify that he's him and not me

Newfag

>be me
what? why did you feel the need to put this?

Very wholesome

>poker "skills"
I don't get it, aside from counting cards isn't poker more or less just chance and bluffing?