I will not be buying elden ring because it does not interest me

i will not be buying elden ring because it does not interest me

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Me either.

Same.
For the longest time I though it had something to do with the Lord of the Rings

I have this fucking loser friend who has no job or car or money and he's 29 and lives with his parents and whines about how hard it is to have friends that hit him up all the time because he has does actually zero things and is a complete loser. Anyway, all he does when he's by himself is play dead by daylight, watch streamers play dead by daylight, play dark souls 1-3, watch streamers play those games like faggy lobos onions Jr.

My friend cant even get better. He is extremely normal at these games and with all the content he watches and all the time he wastes replaying them for the 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th ect time, he isn't even great at the games.

Should i fucking end him? Been his pal for over 10 years, and now he's ignoring everyone again to play fucking ELDEN RING.

Losers like that should not be allowed to exist. He's gonna sell plasma and ay it on my old shitty PS4 that I was literally going to throw away, but gave to him instead.

Why are people so pathetic??

your friend sounds based, you should give him all your stuff then kys

you're that friend aren't you?

you need to take him out, its for the best

No, he's isn't "based", he does nothing and has nothing going on. His life has effectively been over since highschool. His welfare parents pay for him to stay in their 2 bedroom apartment with 6 other people that love there and sleep in the living room and on the floors. This guy has no future and all he does is play dark souls instead of saving plasma money for a month or two and buying a beater car and getting some cash flowing his way so he can move out and have his own space/sustain himself.

I pull $800 -$1,300 every Friday after taxes because i worked those shitty jobs and moved on! He has never stuck with it or put in his time and now those shitty jobs are all he can look forward to. Did it to himself.

What a fucking loser. Hope he enjoys playing elden shit on my old dying PS4.

Sounds like he fucked your girlfriend or something. Why are you so mad.

calm down bro, it's his life he chose to live that way. what does it matter to you? you sound insecure about something

You should ghost him slowly and find better friends

I'll copy-paste from another ER thread:
"After playing DS1, DS2, LotF, Nioh and Sekiro I came to a conclusion that I don't like the souls games."

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

>watching pre-release footage on twitch
>it's literally dark souls with some open areas between levels
i loved dark souls but at this point it's been over ten years and i'm completely burned out on the formula. it's the same exact shit over and over again

>not true
>you don't know
>you don't know
>you don't know
>not true
with an iq that low you won't be missed

Not an argument

I boight it played it for few minutes havent played it since

k

Im gonna go have fun

I hope you find what youre looking for

me too. I think I finally am free of the fromsoft conditioning. I just dont fucking care anymore

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Because I've been enabling him for over a decade and buying him lunch whenever we hang out, paying for his shit, and trying to support him, but he does NOTHING to fix his OWN life and he's ghosting everyone now so he can play elden ring undisturbed for the next year.

What a punk. I had no problem paying for things and letting him crash every now and then, but it's never ending and now he acts like it's too hard to respond to a text. He literally lets his phone die and stay dead for days. He doesn't open his messages, doesnt even read them for over a week, and all his friends blow ME up asking whats going on with him because I'm his best friend or something. Bro just ghosts people and plays dark souls. That's his pathetic life. I'm sick of it. Lol, might go over there and just take the fucking PS4 and dip.

>Hey we look similar, that is so cool

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fren!

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I am constantly told how pointless and hard work is, by a person who does not fucking work.

That's insane. I have a GED, work less than 30 hours a week a d pull $800 after tax. Holidays I work 40 hours and pull $1,300.

Im the wagie though HA HA HA gosh I'm SUCH a loser!!!

same senpai

Instead of coming to fucking Any Forums of all places to shit yourself about it, why don't you talk to him. Tell him what you think of him, how you think he should improve himself. How he relies too much on video games and he should think about getting a job.
The only pathetic person here is you. Man up. Confront him.

I want to add you on steam but I do not how to do it without malicious anons finding us

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You sound like such a fucking loser. Grow up.

oh i am sure we shall meet someday, for so long as there are pub servers i will be there, in the corner, being racist on chat

Is it faster to preload it and then it decrypts, or download the game? it would take 45 mins to d/l at launch time.

The way he went retarded and made a big wide open soi face for elden ring is the reason I'm posting to Any Forums.

Also, tried that, but all I get is sob stories and excuses. Can't reason with jobless losers.

We shall meet for I shall give a riddle with my name hidden inside it I will give you less then 5 to remember it respond to start the countdown for my post for I shall delete it when I am done

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Cringe blogposting faggot. Go tell this to your friends

ill give you a hint, play the Any Forumsan and find the, err, person from the balkans

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I'll buy it but only when it's on sale for less than $20. It seems fun but I'm not all that hyped and I have other shit to play.