It doesn't NEED to not have nuclear armageddon moments before release

>it doesn't NEED to not have nuclear armageddon moments before release

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oh no no shazam-sama i kneel....

First Shazam that makes me laugh in a while.

Elden sisters... we got too cocky...

shazam-sisters truly won in the end...

Of course we have a nuclear holocoaster just before midnight, that's exactly what we deserve for letting the Americas go to shit

bump
today shazamfags were alright

>shazannies will go to the length of starting a geopolitical war just to see eldenring flop

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lol

Nine more hours and I can die happy

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5pm CENTRAL time europeans need not apply and indeed STAY OFF THE SERVERS thanks

theres not going to be a nuclear war over Ukraine you hysterical retard

Of course

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keep huffing that copium

>you don't NEED freedom

shazam-sama...

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*sips drink*
>It doesn't matter that Russian forces stationed near the border
>It doesn't matter that they refused to leave
>It doesn't matter that negotiations failed
>It doesn't matter than they sent "Peacekeeping forces" inside Ukraine
>It doesn't matter that a country-wide DDoS attack took place
>It doesn't matter that border cities were bombed
>It doesn't matter that fighting is happening
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>It doesn't matter that Russia took over Ukraine
>It doesn't matter that the rest of the world imposed sanctions on Russia
>It doesn't matter that Russia used their allies to cut the supply of Europe's gas
>It doesn't matter that China used the chaos to make a move
>It doesn't matter that geopolitical tensions reached the breaking point
>It doesn't matter America started fighting back
>It doesn't matter that they just launched a nuke
>It doesn't matter that they launched three back
>It doe

Joking aside, i had visions of the end of the world sicne forever, some oddly detailed.

>elden troon threads never go over 38
so it really is being botspammed by troons

From games are shallow hack and slays where you do nothing but run from mob to mob, dodge with 15 iframes, attack, rinse, repeat. Almost no other action game is as simple. This and the fact it pretends to be difficult is why casuals like OP love these games.

They are peak Reddit, and they birthed the worst and most low-IQ fanbase ever, if the niggerish behavior of spamming Any Forums with constant pointless threads, suddenly respecting faggot reviewers and literally shilling a game for free isn't proof enough.

it was nice of the nuclear hellfire to press Submit for you