>from softcock releases another souls game
>literally same game for the 1231301 time
>few variations
>same retarded story tropes
>retards lose their minds overhyping it
i think a lack of good games for a long time has made you guys actually retarded and your taste has devolved into dogshit.
ELDUN RING HURR
Landon Martin
William Butler
Name a better game.
Leo Green
Noah Carter
GUYS THIS GAME WAIT FOR IT
HAS
ACTUALLY YOU CAN FIGHT DIFFICULT BOSSES AND FIGHT WITH SWORDS
I CAN PARRY AND BACKSTAB OMG REVOLUTIONARY IM SO GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
Angel Harris
>MFW I PARRY MY WIVES STRAPON BUT SHE BACKSTABS ME ANYWAY
Jonathan Garcia
omg you guys best game ever gamers finally can rise up
Liam Wright
IM GLAD I STOCKED UP ON ONIONS TO ENJOY THIS MASTERPIECE
Jaxon James
Meds.
Nathaniel James
elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen
Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP
the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality
Jose Mitchell
stay mad nigger tranny
Levi Bell
look how the virgins cry if any dare to speak ill of their dogshit stale franchise.
agreed. part of the problem is the huge circle jerk of the souls like games community unless its very bad they will suck dick to play it, cause it makes them 1337 epix gamers that play diffcult games when in essence its just an edgelord franchise.
Thomas Campbell
user you are so right, you are the most right person in the world. You're incredibly smart. Keep on doing what you're doing, we're all so proud of you
Aiden Morris
I don't think you've liked any game in the last 5 years
Elijah King
le ebin response. mlady
Ian Rodriguez
You're truly pitiable. You made this thread just to cry. When you kill yourself your family will breathe a sigh of relief.
John Thompson
i have actually certainly not to a degree that ill suck their dicks like most ppl here seem to act about softcock games.
Benjamin Hughes
People that don't like video games and just want to argue about Twitter shit really need to leave this board.
Brandon Campbell
are you upset? why?
>this person doesnt like the video game i shill
>this person must not like video games at all!
>im retarded
Wyatt Reed
the brainlet fanbase of this franchise...
not one is able to form a coherent argument why they like it. they just do cause if they do they are ebin gamers.
Benjamin Davis
soulshit is the most detrimental thing to happen to the medium since the cawadooty brown and bloom shooter phase of the late 2000s
nioh
Ian Thomas
>nioh
based
Jeremiah Thompson
hot
Lincoln Hernandez
>no one's engaging with my obvious trolling!
No shit.