>I just preordered Elden Ring, ya'll.
I just preordered Elden Ring, ya'll
Brandon Wilson
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Carson Martinez
The first thing I want done is to preorder that Elden Ring. Don't just preorder it but predownload that sumbitch because I want to be playing it ASAP. Talk about your jolly cooperation, your Solaire 3:16...Austin 3:16 says I just invaded your ass!
Ian Gray
And Friday night, when Elden Ring finally releases, you can count on it being just like me; PERFECT.
Christian Young
Thought I was on Any Forums for a second
Jack Ross
So YESTERDAY, HAHA
I went to GameStop. All the
people in line were star struck and said NATCHE! WHAT GAME ARE YOU BUYING CHAMP? WHATS IT GONNA BE!?
So I looked to the hot woman on my left arm
WOO
I looked to the other woman on my right arm
WOO
and looked down at my custom $600 LIZARD shoes
WOO
I looked back up at the people in line
WOO!
and I said:
THERES ONLY ONE GAME DIRECTOR WHO HAS THE
RESPECT OF THE NATCHA BOY! WOO!
And it's the BOSS GRINDIN'
TORRENT RIDIN'
MIN MAXXIN'
BACKSTABBIN'
WOO!
TRANNY SEETHIN'
PAIN DEALIN'
SHAZAM KNEELIN'
SON OF A GUN
MIYAZAKI! WOO!
BECAUSE HES CUSTOM MADE HEAD TO TOE!
JUST LIKE ME!
HE'S GOT THE MODEL WIFE! JUST LIKE NATCHE!
AND HES GOT GAME OF THE YEAR!
>takes off coat and thows on ground
I SAID GAME OF THE YEAR
>throws shoes at coat
I SAID GOTY!
>knee drops coat
GOTY BABY!!
WOO!
Blake Evans
Basado
Parker Turner
Tyler Martinez
I can sense your lack of confidence.
Dominic Perry
BASED BIG DOG
Parker Young
>GIT GUD, BITCH!
Kevin King
damn this nigger ugly
Jayden Wilson
nah you are
Jason Johnson
God tier
Ethan Torres
IT'S TIME TO BUY THE GAME
IT'S TIME TO BUY THE GAAAAAAME HUHUHUH
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND IF YOU CAN RUN IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUILD AND IF YOU MINMAX IT
Lincoln Ortiz
Believe that
Liam Gonzalez
I'm so sorry for you user OP.
Not because you gave money to automatically buy an actual good videogame, but because you cucked yourself and let Valve automate something for you. Will you now let Valve automate your life?
Thomas Cox
someone post that line about how "wrestling used to be an art, but now it's can be 'wrestling' when two idiots start throwing things at each other." it was something in the lines of that. is there a video?
Luis Peterson
Enough with the Garbage Bin posting
Camden Johnson
Elden sisters, I doubted you. I thought this was gonna be the same bland shit as every other open world game, but having watched a few reviews it seems like it doesn't suffer from being open world at all and is just a better souls game because of it.
Forgive me.
Julian Butler
ELDEN RING IS MYSTERY
MIN MAXED BUILDS FOR YOU AND ME
MIYAZAKI'S MADE A POISON SWAMP OR THREE
DARK SOULS 3 SEEMS SO LONG AGO
NOW ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER GO
GONNA MAKE MY GRAPHICS CARD BLEED
I SEE SHAZAM IN THE THREAD
HE'S PUTTING A NOOSE, ROUND HIS HEAD
POORFAGS WILL SEETHE AND COPE INSTEAD
EVOLUTION
EVOLUTION
Grayson Martin
it's a souls game; of course it will be good. the whole reason he started making them was because he was so moved after he finished ICO and that's enough taste and reason
Carson Reed
Based Any Forums going over Any Forumsetty once again