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I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!
Jose Ross
Henry Thomas
I want to play it so bad bros
Lincoln Carter
*pirates it in your path*
I COMMAND THEE SEETHE!
Dominic Mitchell
Who cares bro, so long as you get to enjoy it?
Cheers
Cooper Rivera
I respect journalists
Wyatt Gray
IT'S ALMOST TIME. I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED. THANK YOU FOR HOLLOWING WITH ME ELDEN CHADS!!!
Gavin Green
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
David Rogers
Brody Watson
Fucking how? Its ds3 in openworld. Same fighting. Same sound effects. Same miserable gameplay. Journos are scared to speak the truth due to backlash
Dylan Williams
Why would I seethe about the life of someone that can't even afford to lose $60?
Cooper Baker
>It does a little something for everyone
>Too much water
-IGN
Jonathan Reed
I kneel
Wyatt Diaz
William Powell
Enjoy, hope you spend the money well eldenbro!
Hunter Anderson
sauce?
Matthew Baker
forgot i had randomized filenames
Infernax
Jace Morris
>Why would I seethe about the life of someone that can't even afford to lose $60?
Gabriel Barnes
thanks user
Jayden Martinez
The review embargo for Elden Ring is lifted and the reviews are pouring in. Universal praise, dozens of perfect scores and not a single one below 90 yet.
I'm going to particularly enjoy peeling my crusty cheeks apart and unleashing a firehose blast of much-deserved sewage upon this kusoge. And watch all the butthurt fromdrones cope & seethe.
Sebastian Taylor
Dark souls mechanics can't work with open world shit. This game will be forgotten in a month.
Ian Howard
>Fucking how?
>Journos are scared to speak the truth due to backlash
You answered your own question. Game journos are a hivemind that feed off consensus. There isn't a single original thought that comes out of their mouths.
Ryder Turner
>Its ds3 in openworld
Wow, you answered it. Turns out people just wanted big Dark Souls.
Hudson Allen
>too coward to quote properly
pathetic
Zachary Campbell
they literally will
it was practically made for it
Sebastian Lopez
Based, I'd pirate games as well if I was a PC pajeet
Brayden Foster
Seethe fag ahahaha
Dylan Price
Tendies