I kneel
I kneel
Oliver Nguyen
Andrew Reyes
Jayden Jenkins
Shazambros...I don't feel so good...
Jace Jenkins
>miyazaki please!
Brandon Evans
>10 out of fucking 10 across the board
Isaiah Smith
Yeah Horizon Forbidden West really blew past expectations and is fucking flawless
Hudson Watson
>it doesn't NEED to get bad reviews
you are here
>it doesn't NEED to flop
Levi Hill
I thought we talking about Elden Ring. Next up is Strangers in Paradise.
Ethan Hill
Why have shazam poster failed so utterly? The trolls have to turn to system requirements and the actual game at this point to even shitpost.
Andrew Jackson
OP here, I was referring to the new Horizon game yeah
Juan Walker
shazamsisters.............
not like this................
a game journalist said elden ring good............
it's over......
we lost...........
Evan Rogers
they gambled on the long development time
Dominic Turner
Whoreeyeson will be forgotten within a week. Elden Ring redefined gaming for decades to come.
Christian Cox
Much like the aftermath of Tortanic the first days of the meme were so wildly successful that posters thought it was impossible to lose. Now they gambled on yet another big release without paying any attention to it and fucked up.
James Cook
I'm excited about Elden Ring as much as everyone else, but when did Any Forums begin to credit and value Journo scores? Journo scores are about as good as a grain of sand.
Leo Perry
Shazambros... our narrative...
Chase Bailey
nobody cares about reviews, but when a bunch of obnoxious faggots say "i-it'll get bad reviews just wait!!" for the past few months it's funny to see them get owned
Blake Mitchell
Shazamturds had a lot of hubris and flew too close to the sun. Now their well deserved nemesis is upon them.
Leo Anderson
It's just the Elden Ring marketing team and their discord shills. They're looking for every possible way to "discredit" people who criticized the game.
Mason Brooks
this, the CP2077 shazam poster had a point, everything after that is just zoomers who don't know shit about video games latching onto a meme that should be long dead by now
Caleb Johnson
it's the same reason it was so fun for Trumpcels to dab on libs in 2016. Libs were so confident and arrogant and then got BTFO
and then the same happened in reverse in 2020
it's a lesson in being over-confident. it's fun while it lasts but if you're wrong, you get your shit pushed in.
Hudson Scott
no need to project
Brody Lee
>he is for us, he is not against us
Cameron Cruz
You forgot your meds again.
Ayden Peterson
>Fromsoft is paying people to gatekeep Elden Ring and make troons kill themselve
holy fucking based, they can't keep winnin like this
Henry Torres
Cyberpunk...is a....good game..
Eli Martin
actual mental illness
Thomas Long
don't forget to dilate before you neck yourselves
Nolan James
...why though?
Ian Foster
The greeks really invented everything didn't they? Shazam's story is exactly the same as Icarus'. They saw the downfall of Cyberpunk, and discovered that they could fly. Not content in that, they then set their eyes on the sun. The wax melted slowly, but they didn't care to look, they thought nothing could stop them. Now, despite all the warnings, all the wax has melted, and in less then 24h they'll finally hit the ground with full force.