Elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

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you already posted
a thread like
this
and you type
like a faggot

Don't reply this is bait

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

Kys shazam tranny.

Game looks fun
Sage in every field

Shazam tranny... it's over. take the L and move on

>people posting opinions about a game they never played

lol

I see you've conceded the argument by being unable to respond to any of my points

>every game has flaws and cannot be 10/10
>the only way to hit 10/10 is to improve a previous game
think about it

not him but
you already posted
a thread like
this
and you type
like a faggot

I didn't read any of your points

>tomorrow

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>discord tranny thread.

Also
Didn’t read.

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

OP you're right, you've convinced me
I will be refunding my Elden Ring preorder and calling my doctor to talk about transitioning as soon as I finish typing this post

lol youre so upset bud! gotta relax

Shazam tranny, I'm not getting crab-bucketed into an argument with you over a game you and I haven't played. I also don't care what you think, and you won't change anyone's mind. If anything, Shazam tranny, you built the hype for the game. You and the discord sisters. You did it with your constant threads and raids. You just couldn't let it go in your vain attempt to change people's minds, and that's what was so misguided about the whole thing. Take the L and move on.

discord niggers

cope
seethe
etc

let's talk again when we both played the game