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Pentagon Says ‘Nintendo Generation’ Has Weak Skeletons
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Nicholas Harris
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Leo Rogers
>vice article
ok
Charles Miller
niggery thread niggery op
Adrian Gutierrez
My skeleton is strong it holds my 350lbs body
Ryan Powell
please lose weight
Asher Cruz
I always said this. Early millennials were the last humans that grew up normally. Even late millennials sat around and watched TV all the time.
Benjamin Adams
we're all one bad day away from being like him
Levi Martin
>Early millennials were the last humans that grew up normally
>In 1960, then President-elect John F. Kennedy penned an op-ed in Sports Illustrated where he opined about “The Soft American.”
oh no no no boomer bros
John Allen
Based fat people, making sure to keep their inner skeleton trapped behind massive walls of fat so it can't attack us.
Evan Morales
Lol, speak for you.
I have massive dinosaur bones.
Radiologist always make fun of me.
Eli Myers
John Hernandez
It's gotten exponentially worse. Look up footage from high schools in the 90s. Everyone looks like they are in their 20s by today's standards. Thicker bones, meatier faces.
Christian Evans
>erm
>acktually mr. army man
>zoomers aren't the nintendo generation
Aiden Mitchell
Half of Gen Z are woke as fuck and would never fight for the US, and the other half would never fight a war to defend Israel. Just switch to drones.
Justin Jackson
Colton Baker
You’re glossing over habits like alcohol and nicotine. In 97 over 36% of high schoolers smoked, today it’s under 10%. That shit ages you badly. To say nothing of the state of the food industry today compared to then. You can’t eat a steak without drowning in estrogen. You don’t magically produce more hgh because you’re not watching tv.
Besides, saying zoomers are “exponentially worse” than previous generations, but then pretending the same wasn’t being said of them by their predecessors is disingenuous.
Hudson Gonzalez
You do produce more HGH depending on your lifestyle. Barely anyone does sports anymore during high school either.
Dylan Rodriguez
So, how long until Nintendo sues them.
Dylan Phillips
>“Nintendo Generation” is a new spin on “The Soft American,” but it’s also outdated. The generations of kids whose parents thought Nintendo was a stand-in for all video games were Generation X and the millennials, back in the days the Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System dominated popular culture conceptions of video games If Gen Z, which is far more likely to have grown up playing Minecraft, Call of Duty, or Fortnite, saw that Maj. Thibodeau was still thinking of them as the “Nintendo Generation,’ they’d probably think it’s really embarrassing for him. It’s cringe, as they would say.
Thibodeau confirmed for assmad, obsessed snoy.
Joshua Foster
Unless your lifestyle is not sleeping or eating, the difference is about relevant as fapping for test, which is to say, a meme.
Jaxon Sanchez
bros wtf I thought cringe was our word
do we have to go back to saying yikes now?
pls I don’t want to say epic fail like grandpa when he’s off his sedatives