If you use summons at any point while playing Elden Ring, you did not beat the game

If you use summons at any point while playing Elden Ring, you did not beat the game

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If you don't unplug your wi-fi and play in offline mode, so there isn't even a CHANCE you will be tempted to summon help, you didn't beat the game.

Someone post cock

not playing, I refuse

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>If you played the game by its own, programmed-in rules, you did not beat the game

what a bizarre error for career internet personality to make... stunning

load was huge

i only play games until i get bored, beating them is for the birds

big

How’s it a mistake when you prove you’ve got a 10” cock?

success breeds envy

correct, but also
if you use a shield, you did not beat the game
if you use consumables, you did not beat the game
if you die at any point, you did not beat the game
if you look up any sort of guide or information online, you did not beat the game and should kill yourself

If you didn’t play this game on a generator in a remote location surrounded by wild animals far enough away from society that it will be a 4 hour trip to any nearby city then you straight up did not beat Elden Ring

im not even going to be playing online

Has mike ever played any souls games?

There are offline summons

How would I earn the power of the dragons by having others fight my battles for me?

you let them die so you can live, pretend you're Israel and the summons are goyim

>forgot to mention using weapons

If you can't beat the game with your bare hands and not ever leveling up, you are trash and deserve to be gulaged

shitters should NOT be allowed to play games.

And who's going to stop me?

i like this guy but i also hate him.

what world do you live in? that only helped his career. Publicity is publicity.

he lost his job
>uhh yeah but he went on to get another job!

me

I never summon, players or NPCs, but what if there is a Bernhart MLGS situation where you get an item from a NPC summon?