Elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table

elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
hell, the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing out tens left and right
remember death loop? that's what i thought
and here's the kicker folks we have no old gen console reviews okay they don't exist as of this post and pc performance is apparently abysmal
and yet elden ring is game of the year?
how so when all you do in this big bloated empty open world is collect useless shit and kill everything that moves on the screen

Miyazaki hit that home run! from software have really hit that SHUT THE FUCK UP

the game is shit, that's what it is
but you want to sit there and go oh but it's so revolutionary
no it's not
it's not revolutionary in any sense of that word
it's the same old shit
it's an asset flip
and now it's being rewarded and i'll tell you what here
if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality

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3CHADS WE ARE GOING HOME
NO TRUTLING BULLSHIT
GREAT MAGIC
WEAPON ARTS

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Looks pretty good if you ask me

IN ALL FIELDS PISSCORD TROON
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tl;dr
cope tranny

MEDS. NOW

awful rolling

Cope, you've lost.

BASED

I don't really need it to be revolutionary, just fun and a good game. If I want revolutionary I'll read a book.

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>if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
>i don't want to play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality
Okay, bye.

>if this is the best that this medium has to offer i'm out
Bye, see you tomorrow.

meds, Michael
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why do you
hit enter
like this
it makes you look
like a retard
also your argument
is shit

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fpbp

this made me preorder holy fuck LMAO

This brings a tear to the eye. In 2 days we will all be playing Kino Ring and OP will be tragically typing away in vain, their words of protest remaining unread.

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>brings nothing new to the table

lol don't care

>2 days
24 and a half hours, you mean

wow those rolls look worse than 3's
I wonder which Souls game will just make you blur backwards multiple feet

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>elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
Do you need what is masterpiece? things cannot be better.

Shaggy never quite got a handle on his life again after scoob died.

it doesn't have to b-ACK

>roll roll roll attack roll roll roll
So it's just more of the same.

>elden ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table
Great, it's just another Souls game, I'm in.

this game is masterpiece of souls game

>using the game to your advantage to beat something early

wow amazing fromsisters will never recover

No need to change perfection. Fuck off tourist.

wow rolling and attacking and rolling, what fun gameplay lol

dont care still bought it
suck my dick its going to be game of the decade

your penis is small + youre a homo + ratio