Hey there FromFags, I hope you enjoy playing Dark Souls III: Jump Button edition. I hope you enjoy wandering around the same dusty old catacombs and castles with a voiceless, nameless protagonist with no objective other than to kill everyone in sight. I'm sure you'll get lots of entertainment out of the boss fights in which the winning strategy is always to wait for the boss to flail around, hit him a couple times, and repeat until he collapses. Oh, and let's not forget how much you'll love the ten bajillion throwaway boss fights, just like you did back in Dark Souls II! Most importantly, I'm looking forward to seeing you rave over the exact same unoriginal "goTHic FaNTAsy" theme that every single From game has had since Demon's Souls.
Meanwhile, I'll be continuing to enjoy the vivid, colorful world of Horizon: Forbidden West with its extensive lore, original setting, and characters that you can actually get invested in. I'll be having fun with a combat system that rewards precision and aggression over trial and error. I do hope you guys enjoy your game, however, just remember that Aloy will always be waiting for you to join her on her journey and give up on the latest recycled From garbage.
How many calories does this bitch consume? Like 6000?
Justin Lopez
Thanks OP, I'm glad that we can enjoy different things in a civil manner. Sure would be embarrassing to go full tribal over something as silly as video games. Haha.
Eli Turner
Feel free to run off and die in a ditch somewhere
Charles Hill
what is it about american trannies who love horizon but hate elden ring
is it the difficulty?
Jaxon Perry
>is it the difficulty? Yes, Elden Ring also features beautiful slender women, you know that's blasphemy for them.
Mason Morales
Alright OP, have fun shooting arrows at the robots in slow motion after they make their telegraphed attack every ten seconds.
Nice try, but Aloy's face is back to the way it was in the full release. She's still infinitely more attractive than any one of your pathetic Souls "waifus."
horizon forbidden west will be forgotten starting next week, meanwhile elden ring will be talked about for literally years, just like bloodborne
Eli Bailey
KINO
Jack Young
the parrot dying was the catalyst
Caleb Young
HFW is a culture war game. It will be used for years to that end. You are completely wrong.
Gabriel King
nope, people will literally forget about aloys beard and the fickle poltards will move on to something else while HFW gets quietly swept under the rug. I been around the block, I know how these things play out.
Aaron Rivera
>Main villain if the series is actually an AI that reprogrammed itself to be racist >Villains of Forbidden West are literally just rich people It would be laughable if it wasn't pathetic.
