ONE LAST TIME ELDEN CHADS
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ONE LAST TIME ELDEN CHADS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING COOOMING
NOOOOO!!!! SHITFU BROS AND HORIZON TRANNYS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH ELDENSISTERS WE CANT STOP WINNING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT
Has anyone reviewed this on a PS4 yet? My PC could probably handle it but I’d wanna try my PS4 Pro first, always played Souls games on console as kind of tradition
>10
if elden ring is 10 then BTOW is 2 . which is not the case. that is why ER is more like a 8 and BTOW is a 6 at best
>M-Miyazaki-san, please have mercy
>even fucking Schreier doesn't want a quest list
is the narrative finally changing
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When you face god, no one can deny his perfection.
A fucking 10?!? Have we finally been blessed with a good game?
YOU WILL PLAY KINO AND YOU WILL FUCKING ENJOY IT
Follow up to this
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HORIZON BTFO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
There are actual people far below the intellect of a game's journalist holy fuck.
>why aren't there a million copypasted fetch quests
fuck off Thudson
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will people ever twig to Sony padding their exclusives' sales numbers with console bundles
It sounds like the quests in this are like the quests in Dark Souls or something.
QUESTLOG SISTERS, IM SHAKING!
Based Thudson, not afraid to show his low IQ to the rest of the world.
>Most reviewers haven't even beaten the game
>All the hidden lore, areas, encounters, weapons, and npcs still to discover throughout the coming weeks
Bros...I'm weeping...
I’m seeing a lot of faggots saying this is their easiest game, is it over? Has Miyazaki finally become submissive to these trannies?
they just made summoning easier, which was always easy mode
Many reviewers are saying that it's the hardest
WHERE ARE THE QUESTLOGS
I NEED MY CHECKLIST
AIEEEEEE
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It's because it's less frustrating due to being able to fuck off somewhere else to get stronger than come back to try again. That and summons I guess.
gamers shouldn't have to write anything down! I'm playing to enjoy myself, not have another job!
>surmountable
OH NO NO NO NO FROMSISTERS OUR GAME IS EASY! JOURNOS WOULDN'T CALL ISSHIN SURMOUNTABLE WOULD THEY? ELDEN RING HIGHEST DIFFICULTY BOSS CONFIRMED EASIER THAN ISSHIN!
fuck off tendie
Horizon "sold" 20 million with the free stay at home thing, bundle codes with every PS4 from 2019 and after. The real sales figure is around 7-8 million.
>Taking the bait
Lebai bro... it took 2 hours for the best/fastest early streamer to kill Margit
just watched Iron Pineapples review and he's genuinely sucking the games dick for 30 minutes straight.
>it's the best game in the series and it's not even close
>he's played for 60 hours and still hasn't finished it despite being a very experience dark souls player
No, they aren't. Stop lying. There's still difficulty, but you either have to search for or face enemies as you encounter them, without running away and coming back when you are stronger
Fun times
Who cares? Stop difficulty circlejerking is the game fun? Thats the better question
I KNEEL, I FUCKING KNEEL
ELDEN SCHOLARS
ELDEN CHADS
ELDEN GODS
ELDEN BULLS
FROMSOFT AND MIYAZAKI KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
I FUCKING KNEEL
I've just watched two videos and both said you become hilariously overleveled very fast without noticing.
the game informer reviewer said he fought the hardest boss ever in a souls game
Lmao
He literally can't fathom anything other than ubishit checkboxes, my fucking sides
Is this really gonna be a lot of people's first From game? They're all like this
Why did I read the rest of this thread
Relax with this narrative, even if it was objectively the hardest one soulsfags with hundreds or thousands of hours of experience wouldn't struggle with it.
Keep that one
The seethe in the replies is hilarious. Go to the thread and have a laugh I implore you. They are legitimately concerned that there's no goddamn checklist lol.
I'm sorry but if you found any FromSoft game difficult (outside of 1-2 bosses per game maybe) after you've beaten your first (which would be the DeS JP import if you're not a disgusting secondary casual), then you might just be retarded.
This ds3 was the peak of souls difficulty if you did fine with that then ER wont be much of challange
WE'RE GOING HOME
thank god, this was one of my biggest worries honestly
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>more roll+r1
yawn
>ign
10/10
LETS GO CYBER CHADS TRANNY REVIEWERS ARE GIVING US MAX SCORE
>the average gamer genuinely wants checklists and would prefer if there was a 7/50 BANDIT CAMPS CLEARED objective in the top corner of their screen
jesus christ no wonder AAA videogames fucking suck
I'm saving this user, ty
you lost, Shazam. It's over.
Absolutely. My brother is almost ready to hop on the hype train and he got filtered by the asylum demon for fucks sake.
paid review
shill harder
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shazam is dead, discord tranny. now go tie off your noose.
You're all laughing, but with how popular this is, the next fromsoft game WILL cave in to these trannies.
I wonder if Matthew will give this game a shot after all.
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GOD I CAN'T FUCKING WAIIITTT
I'LL ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE THOSE NORMALFAGGOT NOOBS IN PVP
GOD I'LL BE THE MOST TOXIC MOTHERFUCKER TO EVER EXIST
I WILL PUSH THEM TO COMMIT SUICIDE
FromSoft and Dark Souls were already famous before DS3 dropped and that didn't have difficulty options... or are you fantasizing right now?
I COMMAND THEE!! KNEEL!!
Kek, reminds me of when DS2 got 9s and 10s and it was so blatantly journos tryin to catch up with the Souls hype.
He was filtered by DS3 and Sekiro
This game is even harder
He can't play games where enemies fight back
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>100th percentile
Jesus Christ
Ahaha Jesus.
That seems more likely than past souls because of the open world. Those guys might have ventured off doing a fuck ton of optional content before returning to main path stuff
I haven't gotten more than a few hours into any soulslike, will this game cater to my fucking casual needs?
GRR in the background
I love this image
holy fucking KEK
i knew the shazamtroons were gonna get BTFO, but i truly didn't expect them to get BTFO this fucking hard
i was expecting like 88-92, not fucking 97 metascore
No
The real question is
Will you stop being a casual?
fuck off reddit we dont actually care about metascores. never have.
ELDEN RING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING
SHATTERED BY SOMEONE
OR
SOMETHING
Even memes like soijak can be good if a little effort is put in and they're used in the right time and place. I mean there's a reason they get popular and run into the ground in the first place.
It's not fantasy, fromsoft have already admitted they have toned down the difficulty this time round to be more accessible.
All of you better invade the shit out of this game. Kill all the fucking normalfags.
Ahah WTF is he doing? Holy fucking hell do people really do this?
What the fuck is this shit? How's it possible to be so bad.
CANNOT
STOP
WINNING
elden fucking cringy cucks shut the fuck about it already
>this is their easiest game
The opinions of casual secondaries and bandwagoners can safely be discarded
Never. Enjoy the next couple weeks, user :^)
After my first playthrough brother. Hope to see you there and maybe the best asshole win.
Imagine being in the same screencap as Jason Schreier and being the retarded one
AINEEEEEEE TATAKAEEE ELDEN RING GOTY 10/10 10/10
ACG shat on it, enjoy your flop.
Sounds like running around killing cannon fodder is easier now, but I have seen multiple reviews that say the bosses are way harder. The Ars review says he just gave up on a boss after hours of making no progress.
die mad tranny fag
ff16 is dead on arrival
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HAHAHA fuck off trannies. God the reviews must piss them off good look at them seethe here. I just don't get why transexuals have a grudge against From and Miyazaki? Is it their allegiance to Nintendo? Are they upset its no longer a Sony exclusive? What's up with the trannies today?
Or is it because regardless of social status, sex or job having, age, the people they hate are genuinely happy and excited, a feeling troons can no longer have.