What would a date with your waifu be like?

me too

Drinking and chatting, nothing exciting but still enjoyable and comfy.
Then drunk sex and cuddling at the end of the night.

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take her virginity with that vault dweller schlong

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8 hours of impregnation

If you have a boner for more than 2 hours you'll get a heart attack bro.

Footplay

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mai waifu is moon horse
I'd probably spill my spaghetti

disgusting
your waifu moves at 24 fps

I prefer Sun horse.

We'd talk about that recurring dream she keeps having of shooting up her highschool after her guitar string broke.

She would tease me all the time, get drunk and might outright devour me before the night is over.

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based

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>looks at my sub 144 fps waifu
>my eyes starts to hurt after 5 minutes

what the fuck does this mean

she doesn't look like she's of drinking age...

Very nice

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ponyshit i assume

it's hard to imagine a girl actually liking you and talking to you out of non-obligation and that people consider hugging, kissing, and sex and integral part of their lives that's natural and that they couldn't live without even though they keep parroting to you that sex and love is nothing special and that being a KHHV over 30 is actually a good thing because they have no idea what to actually say to you
haha

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