Why RPG game devs never learn

Why RPG game devs never learn

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no one cares about your autistic japanese web novels

what's the point of having a monster with 0 attack or 0 magic? Fucking reatard

>Waste your MP on trash mobs
How about no

What even is this autism

OP most of the time people have a point when they make these threads even if it's a brain dead take. I cannot for the life of me understand what you're complaining about with that image.

>physical attacks shouldn't matter on a slime unless it has a nucleus to strike
He's right, you know.

Naaaah

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But why?

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That's different. They probably have internal anatomy if they have eyeballs.

Is this amogus thread?

slimechads win every time

Balls of cum shouldn't get hurt from touching them

there's no "slime girls" outside of your porn games, coomer

Cope

Amoebas can die if you pop their membrane and their contents spill.
Why would this be different?

Humans and slime girls are made for oneanother

Based. Fuck D&D.

Don't be rude to Mrs. Blob

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what now, bitch

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>poison you every turn for 1/8 of your hp while you can't act because you also got put to sleep
Nothing personal

In fantasy they're held together with magic.
In sci fi they're held together with tech.
The same could be said for skeletons. Light frame robots (ie terminators) are just metal skeletons.

>hit blob
>it explodes
Why...?

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>Light frame robots (ie terminators) are just metal skeletons.

Yeah but they aren't nearly as funny as skeletons, which makes them inferior.

What the actual fuck did OP mean by this?

Thats a green circle, not 0. The idea is that typically slimes can be hit by physical and magic, but it should be immune to physical unless it is an amogus

Took me a minute, but he's saying slimes should be immune to physical damage unless they have a core

If you stomp on a piece of moss, sure it'll gather itself up and regrow but it'll still be needing to regrow.

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2 stick, stick win every time

Alternatively have attacks or weapons separated into three damage types

slash, pierce, blunt

and each enemy has resistances and weaknesses to the different damage types. Skeletons are immune to pierce damage for example. slimes are immune to blunt. etc

it seems RPG gamers want dumbed down action adventure games like skyrim. how else do you explain skyrim selling multiple times and over 30 million copies?

This graph is so wrong holy fucking shit. To list a few missing in fantasy:
>Kobolds
>Gnolls
>Goblins
>Fairies
>Centaur (all varieties; this includes mermaids, harpies, etc.)
>Lycanthropes/Transformers
>Ghosts
Sci-faggots try so hard to make themselves look superior when they are copying historical fantasy and slapping neon lights on it.

not if I 'stick' them up my ass