Wretch bros

Wretch bros...
How are we holding up?
Let’s laugh at the retards who will never experience the bliss of starting butt baked, making their way up and making their build grow organically with whatever cool shit you find lying around

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buck nekkid?

Naked

Can't wait to get in and scrounge for goods my fellow Wretch. We will dominate the goystarters.

Wretch is perfect for the first play through.
Always equiping new items.

If you choose samurai yo will never change your armor / weapon.

If you choose magic / faith, you will ignore half the loot.

>Dark Souls 1 and 2
>Start as hobo BUT drop my club+shield until I can get a weapon with my bare hands
>Attempt in 3
>mfw Gundyr
Curious to see if it works in Dark Souls 4- Open World flavor

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And if there's a respec you can change your build in multiple directions easily.

>Why yes I am a wretch, what gave it away

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Starting out Wretch/deprived is the only way to play a souls game.

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>going from gutter rat to Elden Lord

The true RPG experience

>what gave it away
You are a black and white muscular man with the correct opinion

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Wretch players have two categories with no exceptions: SL1 gigachads, and wannabes.

I was thinking vagabond but realized wretch was the true way for a first playthrough like all of my other ones

This 100%, I love seeing that kind of progression.

This what the weakest Wretch bro looks like

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>the bliss of starting butt baked

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David Lunch lol

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>Starting SL1 with 10 in all stats
literally best class

>Start off naked and bald
>After getting armor and progressing a little chang to short dark hair
>Get slightly longer hair as I go and add scars after tough fights
>Finish game as an old, scarred wretch with grey hair

un honey no because classes that specialise in stats, for example bandit, start with 14 dex/arcane while having stats they dont use lower than 10 which makes them objectively better if you stick with the build. depriveds have always been jack of all trades master of none and it literally only makes the first half hour of gameplay any harder

I beat the games naked before it's totally viable

I kind of want to do a Wretch run wearing that flirty blind man mask and nothing else.

Have you ever played a souls game or are you just parroting some shit tuber?