COME ON ASGARD!
SCORE SOME FARKEN GOALS!
COME ON ASGARD!
Gavin Myers
Oliver Gray
>thor is depicted as a stupid fat drunk and the "mover" or among the most powerful/active in norse mythology
>nord LARPers whose main exposure to the legends of thor are marvel comics and cinematic universe complain about thor's depiction in god of war
>god of war depicts thor as a stupid fat drunk and the "mover" or among the most powerful/active in norse mythology
Cameron Allen
TNor
Carson Carter
The previous boss was short and skinny. I just feel like they could've made Thor look cooler for the sake of looking cooler, not necessarily unfat
We'll see how badass his character is. This reboot has some great writing/directing
John Reyes
this is the person women on twitter were thirsting after
Gavin Robinson
He may be fat be he looks based, could probably beat a bear in a fistfight
Charles Moore
no, thor is depicted as a BEAR MODE warrior, which was common back then
this is just plain obese with no definition which kills the mood of the story because he doesnt even look like a threat
David Campbell
>SCORE SOME FARKEN GOALS
kek
Carter Harris
They'd still hump a pillow with a morbidly obese thor over touching your autistic ass. In a parallel universe where it were a possibility, it would make you think. In this one you can seethe and cope, incel.
Zachary Turner
My only complaint is that his belly and chest are not hairy
Does this guy look like he'd shave his body hair? Nonsense.
Luke Ward
>BEAR MODE
thor's appetite and ability to be easily tricked are very frequently mentioned with one legend revolving around him being tricked into draining the sea by drinking it
Ryan Gutierrez
He's not supposed to be an accurate Viking or whatever, he's supposed to be a god, and Thor was a fat retard in Norse myth.
Michael Gutierrez
Here's how thor is depicted
Now shut the fuck up and kill yourself dumb nigger, thor was never fat
Samuel Murphy
wtf? he's black.
Oliver Scott
His cheeks look pretty round to me
Elijah Parker
whoa... so lifelike...
Leo Mitchell
Okay, dumb faggot, Thor was a little bronze figurine, you win.
Parker Martin
High cheek bones due to chink mixture in nordcucks
Christopher Butler
why does he wear the mask?
Carter Young
based
he's literally eddie hall
Angel Butler
>DUDE VIKINGS HAD LE MANLY BRAIDED BEARDS AND LEATHER ARMOR
Can Americans just die out already
Brayden Hughes
um sorry sweaty, not my thor
Christopher Brown
>being this autistic
dilate back to r.eddit