What would you do if Pokemon were real?
What pokemon would you keep if you could keep one?
What job would you do now?
What would you do if Pokemon were real?
Feed the Ampharos.
most of the pokemon i would want are too big to fit in an apartment or too dangerous, so i'll go with thievul (female)
We literally have pokemon irl, retard.
>chicken fights
>dog fights
>"women" fights
>unfortunate circumstances vs privileges
>other animals
I'd be a Growlithe breeder, a ranch full of them for adoption
Become a stay-at-home jihadi. Get a party full of Voltorbs and Electrodes. Just make them roll to their targets and use Explosion.
>What would you do if Pokemon were real?
Fuck them
>What pokemon would you keep if you could keep one?
Lopunny
>What job would you do now?
Professional pokemon fucker
Become a Hiker and rape young female trainers and hex maniacs
Sneedpharos
This
Do Pokemons other than Voltorbs die when they use Explosion?
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Meowth as a bro.
Lopunny for sex.
I’d be a trainer but not travel because I don’t want to die in a forest.
>what Pokémon would you keep
Braixen in a maid outfit either gender is fine
>what would your job be
Probably something mundane but decently paying.
Same life as usual but with a dog
Male Gardevoir
I would get a solosis. They are very hardy and aren't very large so it would be easy to take care of one. They can communicate psychically, so maybe having one could help with my communication problems. Also they are very cute.
>What would you do if Pokemon were real?
Get rid off my virginity
What pokemon would you keep if you could keep one?
Gardevoir
What job would you do now?
Being not virgin.
Based
Hot. And God do I wish that was me.
Eevee.
0 and you're forever alone.
>OMG OMG I HECKIN LOVE AMPHAROS
Jolteon is so underrated
I'd probably get a Geodude, seems cool and can help lift things
more pls