All my exes live in texas

>all my exes live in texas

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>MOTHEEEEEEER
>TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
>TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDS
>WHAT THEY MEAN WHAT THEY SAY
>MOTHEEEER

Does Texas exist in the GTA universe?

ALL MY EXES LIVE IN NEW AUSTIN

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There's an ad mentioning miami in 3, so until they make a game with it and have to change the name, yes

>heeeeeey gooood loooooking
>whaaat yaaa got coooooking?

>Dear, John, please, Johnny
>Please come home
>I need your love and
>The kids, they gotta be fed-ed-edd

Best country album hands down.

>SMOKIN', SMOKIN'
>WE'RE COOKIN' TONIGHT, JUST KEEP ON TOKIN'
>SMOKIN', SMOKIN'
>I FEEL ALRIGHT, MAMA I'M NOT JOKIN' YEH
>*2min organ solo*

For anyone who hasn't listened to the album this song is on, you should; it's perfect. Boston - Self-titled

NOW AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN
HE LIVED BY HIMSELF IN SWAMP
HE HUNTER ALLIGATORS FOR A’LIVIN’
HE JUST KNOCKED EM IN THE HEAD WITH A STOMP

SENSE OF SECURITY

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The AI in this game is incredible. My favorite thing to do was go to the highway and the chaos ensued.

And yet California exists in The Red Dead universe which doesn't make sense if they're connected, as that's mostly what San Andreas is.

Exactly. New York is also mentioned multiple times, and the tonality of the two series don't fit at all.

Do you think GTA VI will have any licensed music when every corpo is so woke and sensitive these days?

>OH I HATE CALIFORNIA GIRLS
>THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN NOTHIN'

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LIKE POCKETS JINGLING

The gta universes are weird like that though. In GTA IV there’s songs on the radio station that mention New York and Brooklyn. So either we accept that the songs we listen to in that game are not canon(only we the player, and not the character hear them.) Or we accept that there is two identical looking cities in the gta universe, New York and liberty city.

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gee i wonder which one it is

>Beat the Cock triathlon
>Beefy Baron RC games
>BMX Challenge
>Chiliad Challenge (3 races)
>Courier in Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas (each have 4 rounds)
>Import/Export - there's over 30 cars you have to find on your own and deliver
>Lowrider Challenge (4 challenges)
>NRG-500 Challenge
>Quarry (7 missions)
>Shooting Range (pistol, uzi, shootgun, ak-47)
>Trucking (8 missions)
>Valet Parking
>You can break into people's houses and steal shit to get money
>You can drive Trains and there is few missions for it
and Taxi missions, Ambulance missions, Police missions, Pimp missions

>Car school missions
>Motorbike school missionsb
>Boat school missions
>Flying school missions
>100 tags to find
>70 unique stunt jumps to find
>50 oysters to find
>50 snapshots in SanFierro to find
>50 horseshoes
>gang missions where you have to clear whole Los Santos map from enemy gangs (you can make a team of 4 people)
>37 properties to buy

>Los Santos car races (9 races)
>San fierro car races (5 races)
>Las Venturas car races (4 races)
>Air Races at LV airport
>two races at LS stadium
>derby at LS stadium
>bike challenges at LS stadium

>you can use 4 different fighting styles
>you can gain/lose weight and your character will say different things and pedestrians will have different dialogues depending on your body size
>you can gain/lose muscles with different dialogues for your character and pedestrains commenting
>there is countless of clothes
>you can play snooker, basketball, play on game machines, you can gamble, bet on horses races etc.
>a lot of hair styles to choose
>a lot of tattoos
>if you keep shooting with one weapon you get better with it and you can dual wield some of them
>each pedestrian has tens if not hundreds of different unique and cool speeches like youtube.com/watch?v=hQiBlkjNZOs

yep, im thinking GTA SA is the best GTA ever made

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