But this isn't Maxwell Friedman talking, this is Maxwell Friedman talking

>But this isn't Maxwell Friedman talking, this is Maxwell Friedman talking
Huh?

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>looks down on Japs for dropping each other on their heads
>brags about being safe
Are American wrestlers kayfabe huge pussies

it was an even more beansoy version of the pipe bomb. but for reddit.

THIS ISNT JOHN CENA TALKING TO DAVE BATISTA, THIS IS JOHN CENA TALKING TO DAVE BAUTISTA

lmao I never thought of it that way that's pretty funny

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An MJF-Kingston feud should just be Eddie asking him why he fears King’s Road, only for MJF to make jokes about Misawa’s death

no but anti-Americans are badly overcompensating

>ignoring the jacob part
lame bait

>brags about being safe
Kek, did this guy really steal a fucking Miz promo from talking smack?

I don't even think it's a pipebomb.
These grievances are well known by the marks MJF is insulting.
It's not a shoot, the mic didn't turn off until MJF gave the queue at the end.
He also directly used Cornette expressions such as "All Friends Wrestling", knowing that it would trigger the cult of cornette into a shoot in Twitter: "omg he's one of us"
This promo is doing great business and probably impressed the TBS fags in the back.
There's no fucking way Tony Khan didn't book this.

Man I’d watch Aew every week for a kingston MJF feud but if you notice Tony doesn’t do
> aew OG versus aew OG
Too often , he did do MJF versus Darby

Their feud is being saved for a title program

popped me

>He also directly used Cornette expressions such as "All Friends Wrestling", knowing that it would trigger the cult of cornette into a shoot in Twitter: "omg he's one of us"
I mean there's no indication that MJF doesn't think this way. He's clearly someone who treats wrestling seriously and you could easily throw him in Mid-South and he wouldn't look out of place.

>you could easily throw him in Mid-South and he wouldn't look out of place.
MJF is 5’6”. He’d be laughed out of locker rooms 30 years ago.

So he's as tall as Gorgeous George?

His shoot name is Max Friedman. Maxwell Jacob Friedman is his gimmick name.

Mid South had smaller heels. He could have worked very well in the territories. Those hillbillies would pay to see a Yankee Jew get beat the fuck up.

>THIS ISN'T RANDY SAVAGE TALKING TO HULK HOGAN
>THIS IS MARIO POFFO TALKING TO TERRY BOLLEA

>throw him in Mid-South and he wouldn't look out of place
>Mid South had smaller heels
fucking stupid zoomers. the angel of death, the one man gang, kamala, nord the barbarian, jake the snake were all huge guys height-wise. nobody was as small as this vanilla midget