What crimes did he commit?
What crimes did he commit?
Noah Walker
Michael White
Expanding his dong
Austin Hall
screenshotted an NFT
Parker Gomez
>he doesn't remember the great ape war
Josiah Robinson
Aiding and abetting a known Thwomp
Alexander Thompson
Being black
Cameron Perry
Does DKC have the deepest lore of any nintendo franchise?
Isaiah Bailey
Jonathan Gonzalez
Warcrimes in 1976 during the Gombe Chimpanzee War.
Dominic Cooper
Too real. Too spicyyyyyyyy. Also too overthinky
Ethan Foster
saving tiny kong lewds
Austin Perry
What's his endgame?
Mason Sullivan
He was a wanted kong for several years due to the murders he commited. He will spend the rest of his life behind bars
Joshua Green
brown girls (boys) look nothing like this
Robert Morris
Being too delicious
Colton Jenkins
What crimes did he commit?
Jayden Stewart
hes a monkey. humans decided to enslave him just because
Joseph Bell
Findom
Nolan Price
Fedora Kong is DK Jr. as an adult.
Zachary Wood
raping zora women in lake hylia
Ethan Lopez
It's Donkey Kong. He went through a reddit phase growing up
Michael Wright
stole a tv during the new york 1977 blackout
Jonathan Allen
What crimes did they commit?
Hudson Wright
Gorilla Warfare
Jaxon Brooks
They were pro-skub
Jacob Morales
where does the great ape war factor into all of this?