uhh bros?
Uhh bros?
Juan Allen
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Hudson Morris
its over
Angel Cooper
Buying 12.
Parker White
The best copyright
Charles Stewart
>will literally kill you if you're too low IQ
fucking kek, the ultimate filter.
Wyatt Lewis
>buy product
>die
?????
Alexander Nguyen
the valve seal of quality
Joshua Walker
Same shit all phones have now, lithium batteries can explode under rare circumstances, yadda yadda.
Charles Sanchez
based
Brody Evans
>mention that damaging the battery could be dangerous
>GUYS THE HECK SMECKIN' STEAM DECKERINO WILL KILL YOU!!!!1!
Cameron Lewis
Remove battery first before tinkering with it. Problem solved.
John Morgan
Tinkering with it as we speak.
Jayden Rodriguez
that's journalism for you
Carson Turner
Ooooh yikes...
Parker Ortiz
>leave sd card in slot while you tear out the motherboard and break it in half
>money stolen
wtf valve
Jackson Thomas
gaben is going to hire assassins to kill you if you do
Tyler Jones
Big fat loppuny tits, y'know
Landon Bennett
Small cute loli pandaren pussy, y'know
William Young
>SD has a srgb coverage in the 60 percentile
>literally every other device whether it be a chinktoy or the fucking switch is in the 90 percentile
holy FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>NONONO YOU CANT JUST DOUBLE THE INTERNAL MEMORY FOR A FRACTION OF THE COST OF OUR PREMIUM MODEL!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>have to buy a specialized L-bracket connector or expect to wear out (or break) your port within the first week
but i'm sure they knew what they were doing... right? haha...
oh hey while we're at it, how about this?
youtu.be
you will need to use a specialized cleaning cloth EVERY TIME you want to touch your screen. this means no quick rub downs with a shirt or accidentally having shit brush up against it. this glass is so fragile and sensitive that you may as well have bought a screen protector - at which point, why did you even buy the fucking upgrade!
genuinely hilarious, i cannot fucking wait to see the shitstorm.
Dominic Bell
>buy product
>tamper with it
>die.
Gaben isn't playing around.
Jackson Rivera
>you will need to use a specialized cleaning cloth EVERY TIME you want to touch your scree
Yeah we all know etched glass is gay. Chads got the $400 and $530 models.
Tyler Morgan
Valve knows retards WILL be opening this thing up. It's just held together with screws. It's not like a fucking modern smart phone where you need some semblance of skill and tooling to open it up without breaking shit. Who cares though I'm reselling mine new in box day 1 for 3x msrp so one of you faggots can play with it.
Adrian Kelly
loli is for the weak
Angel Rogers
>loli
Yes, however
>furry loli (cubs)
Now this is for true chads
Xavier Sullivan
I thank God every day I didn't get asploded.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Yiff in hell, dogfucker.
Aiden Sanchez
Both of you belong shoved in a locker
Asher Hill
Seethe and cope
Joseph Wright
you guys think this would run overwatch, csgo, and path of exile well?
Parker Diaz
Shitch owners are mentally ill and need to be gassed.
Tyler Miller
what happened to all the deckshills? they still breathing?
Brayden Murphy
Profit!
Sebastian King
LMAO
DECK PREORDERS CANCELED
Zachary Nelson
Based and Lilipilled
Andrew Allen
why are you shizos pretending anyone cared about this shit in the first place?
Jaxon Reyes
The absolute madman
Thomas Russell
Yes yes and yes. All three run on toasters.
Michael Carter
>buy a gun
>shoot your own head
>die
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW