Game gives you impossible choices

>Game gives you impossible choices
Which way, /vee/?

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Right, always.

>date and marry one of them
>timetravel just before dying of old age
>date and marry the other
>timetravel again just before dying of old age
>go on Any Forums and make this post

>Impossible
Right for sure.

>teach the girls the fusion dance until I find a pair of potara earrings
>give potara earrings
>fuck Tomwife or Tradboy (both sound really gay though)
>???
>win at life

well Any Forums?

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Why not both?

LEFT
Boyish-looking feminine girls are the BEST.

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right

FPBP
Girly looks will always be better

Left is both cuter and acts like a woman. Who the duck would pick right?

Left if she's a top

Right is literally the best of both worlds. Girly tomboys are the best.

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polygamy

time travel is impossible laddie loo, sorry but you lived and died with the wrong choice.

I've dated both types
it's simple: you gotta go with the one with the largest ass

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The right answer is both of course

idk I'd probably try and kill them both

Which one has a hairy anus?

Anyone who picks left is genuinely homosexual.

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Frank every time.

The one with the best smelling butt and I'll be the judge of that.

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wait for the el dorado mod

>Impossible
Right, easy.

Right.
the point of a tomboy is not her looks, though they are a bonus. right is the core of a tomboy, left is only the shell.

>lively girl is more fun, but is obsessive over looks
red flag
>ladylike girl doesn't put obsessive amounts of time into looks while also having traits I'd want in a wife
EZ choice is EZ

So left.

of course the skubber looks like a slut

Both, but only if I get to be an anime girl as well.

Kek

kek

Anti-skub. She is pure and doesn't even know that people shave/wax down there.

Skub obviously

Why would you want a tomboy when you can have a wife?

They will abandon you for the nearest oji-san. Bad end user.

Anti-skub, of course.

Right doesn't have layers of clown makeup on user, she just takes care of herself and has natural beauty to back it up. Which is all a positive.

Nothing changes. Just more pain.

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this fucking got me

LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT

>Right doesn't have layers of clown makeup on user
yet
she's like 10
You think the frilly dress wearing, hair always in a bow types aren't gonna get progressively worse? This is how it starts

can smokers smell the smoke on them?

I smell projection. Just admit you want to fuck a boy, user.

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