You don't REALLY hate spiders, do you Any Forums?
You don't REALLY hate spiders, do you Any Forums?
Nathaniel Taylor
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Easton Rivera
Does spider have pusspuss?
Adam Gomez
If only they all looked like this.
Oliver Parker
>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
Michael King
Post it.
Brandon Turner
The Mega?
Grayson Evans
Spiders are assholes who eat butterflies.
Andrew Reyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAK
Caleb Hall
You ever wonder how you managed to stray so far from your parents views, Any Forums?
My Dad is super freaked out by spiders, and here I am on a Friday night on the internet talking about how much I wanna fuck this one.
Nicholas Martin
>will you let me kill you and eat your diseased corpse user?
>please.
Thomas Flores
Not at at! They are nature’s pest control!
Jacob Taylor
My problems with spiders begin and end with "Has it gotten in my house?"
Owen Cooper
Mosquitos are even bigger assholes user. Ever got bit by one?
Charles Kelly
Yes.
Luis Clark
My parents didn't grow up on the internet looking at sexy animal girls.
Brayden Gonzalez
Imagine the types of hugs she gives with those arms.
Ryder Rogers
Spiders are indiscriminate killers. Not matter how many pests they take care of, it won't make up for all the innocent cute bugs they've eaten.
Jordan Morales
She would be the ultimate drummer
Luis Taylor
Michael Baker
I try. I hug this with a throw blanket wrapped around my back sometimes.
Christopher Martin
I wish I had the time to fold this into my sorting system.
Ryan Jenkins
HOLY BASED!
Lucas Howard
SPUSSY