Guard might get nervous man approaches with his weapon drawn
Guard might get nervous man approaches with his weapon drawn
Andrew Cook
Anthony Diaz
*sheaths my weapon*
Aaron Watson
Psssss.....Hey, I know who you are, Hail Sithis!
Evan Bell
>Very low leveled
>Running from bear
>Lure it to Ivarstead
>Guards don't do shit, but the civilians gang up on it
Why are these guys getting paid?
Charles James
That dagger you got there, who did you have to kill to get a blade like that?
Oliver Hernandez
Dude, shut up. I'm hunting Vampires.
Nathaniel Campbell
Made a dunmer bimbo and plan on marrying whichever male NPC looks most like me. Is that gay?
Joshua Hughes
Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?
Michael Lopez
Adam Green
>Skyrim
Sick of underaged zoomer faggots shilling their shit video games. How can you seriously sit there and fucking enjoy something that a little "finna no cap" faggot has enjoyed?
Liam Thomas
Oliver Martinez
fr fr you spit the truth tho no cap, like yooo these zoomers shilling their zoomer game bruuh im dead, like oblivion and morrowind are so much better yo, bethesda took big L with skyrim
Jeremiah Scott
18 or over, zoomer faggot. Glad to know I can safely stick to Ultima and not have to worry about faggots like you enjoying something I enjoy. Unfortunately the same can't be said about Gothic and Arcarnum since your little fucking e-celebs exposed them to you. Literally had to destroy my physical copies.
Jayden Long
Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll
Angel Price
on god? my nigga out here finna PREACH fr!
Thomas King
I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
Daniel Foster
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
Evan Hill
I soul trapped this cunt into a thalmor boot and made my high elf wear it. I sided with the empire
Caleb Brooks
>I soul trapped this cunt into a thalmor boot and made my high elf wear it. I sided with the empire
Fucking kek
Henry Howard
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Ian Moore
I flew out of the Cloud District on a fucking Dragon you halfwit
Owen Gomez
FUS RO DAH
Lincoln Murphy
Joshua Gomez
"I heard rumors about that new "Freddy Fazbear's" place that opened in whiterun. Apparently 5 children went missing. If you have any leads or information behind this. Please. let me know.