Rat playing a videogame

Rat playing a videogame.

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okay

He's literally me

foul beast

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Rats are cleaner than the average Any Forums poster by at least 250%

fleas carry the plague, not the rats

both do
literally first google result

i love rat

Any Forums's spirit animal.

Damn I thought fact checkers had confirmed they carried the Z strain of COVID...

how good is he? I would watch a full playthrough

give me a feed tube, smoke tube, and a 24/7 fleshlight device and youve got gamer heaven baby

nobody actually knows for sure what the black plague was

I don't know if its been updated but I read so far he can run down a straight hallway and open a door which resets him to the back of the hallway

I wonder who's behind this post...

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what? of course we know.

Oh shit, is rat finally streaming on Tw*tch?

We don't even know what's going on in Eastern Europe right now, you think we actually know what happened hundreds of thousands of years ago?

You're not fooling anyone, Rodent.

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I am 6.5” tall - is this short ? I am not a rat

no, most people believe it was bubonic plague but that is not universally agreed upon and there is really no way to know for sure.

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Rats are actually really hygienic animals, they clean themselves all the time. I'd bet good part of rats is cleaner than average Any Forums poster.

>all this technology and they give Mr. Rat an old ass mouse with a trackball

based, the gov pays him and think he is making some kind of research but he's just making a rat playing kino games just because

Okay but how long until he turns into a racist?

it that actually thing?

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>He doesn't know about cyber rat espionage VR training.
Is not like if you can arrest a rat, they make the perfect spies.

rats are cute. shame their lives are so short.