You have just been offered a job at Microsoft Blizzard as the new lead designer on the Overwatch development team

You have just been offered a job at Microsoft Blizzard as the new lead designer on the Overwatch development team.
How do you fix the game?

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i kill everyone in office

>How do you fix the game?
Just recite the magic words I learned so long ago.
Chumchiddly um chumchum!

i make Widowmaker my canonical hotwife

stop making these posts retard

By introduciong more black characters to the game.

remove queue by role.
add lolis

fpbp

I don't I hire a team of indians to post overwatch porn on all of the popular gaming forums, and then ask them to canvas for peoples opinions on the game.

>make life-sized realdolls of all the characters
>revert game back to 2016 build, add in new characters and rebalance them to in meta
>reset all accounts permanently
i'd play again

By making the animators and artists secretly make and sell porn. That's where the real money is anyway.

Remove shoes from all female characters.

just off map with genji

make up random buffs and nerfs in an effort to completely fuck with the competitive faggots and destroy the game's balance. Only then, can we start building it up as an actual fun game. Also remove every hero released after Sombra and introduce community servers

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that's fine as long as they're extremely thicc and scantily clad and not just ugly diversity niggers

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Easy. Remove the eSports balancing shit. Remove barriers except for Rein. Add more coom bait.

Insta hit.

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holy fucking based it's so simple leave the man alone

Nobody wants blizzard to succeed because their games are made by "gamer" Bros

Remove zarya. Remove role lock. Remove role queue. Bring back scatter arrow and torbs old ult.

Cancel all development and funnel all the resources into HotS

Have my team make more and more Mei skins.
Beat off to them in the office.

Mei is all I want and I'll never realistically be able to get a Mei IRl and even if I did that body type is only sustainable for so long. It's a bodyfigure akin to YoYos

only good answer

based beyond belief

such a shame how little doujins or comics of mei there are

How much does Mei weigh?

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Not enough

5'6 172 lbs

Anything short of an 8x6 BWC cannot please her.

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