How can John and Arthur be such hunks when they're supposedly two starving outlaws perpetually on the run from the law...

How can John and Arthur be such hunks when they're supposedly two starving outlaws perpetually on the run from the law and other gangs?

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pure american genetics

They're consuming legendary animal meat all the time

>american

Isn't John of Scottish descent?

High test level

lol

I'm pretty sure Arthur's parents were immigrants as well.

Pretty sure that the game states that Dutch makes sure Arthur is well fed as Arthur is the enforcer of the gang.

Arthur is called English but based on his grave he is actually Welsh

Arthur is of reddit descent.

This is how american white men used to be. And I would give near anything to have been alive back then instead.

>two starving outlaws
You can hunt endless prime game around the world to live as a protein fuelled hunter-gatherer barbarian, that's one of the first things you do in the game.

Food is literally everywhere

This. The closer an American is to his European ancestry the more hunky he is.

>pure american genetics

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they eat actual food

Anyone else here pick a female horse so you can hear arthur say "good, girl" and pretend he's saying it to you? or was that just me..
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>that's my girl, hehe
he's perfect

>starving
They arent
>outlaws perpetually on the run from the law and other gangs?
That has nothing to do with ohysical attractiveness.

John was skinny af and a huge dork, there's not much hunky about him