>wake up on elden ring release day
>turn off cellphone dont want any distractions
>put on headphones and adjust the sound just right
>load the game up and listen to the menu music for a few minutes while fiddling with settings
>START GAME then scroll past all the terms of usage shit(who cares)
>ENTER YOUR NAME
>The....Black....Swordsman....nice(RIP miura gonna miss you)
>pick vagabond and character create forever to perfection
>put all my points into STR and a lil in DEX since i do use crossbows sometimes heh
>start looking for a greatsw-...oh i picked vaga i already have one haha
>START looking for even bigger greatswords all game
>soak in the scenery and play pvp/coop a bit fully immersing myself in the world
what are YOU doing on release bros
Wake up on elden ring release day
Jose Clark
Ryder Young
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
Connor Wright
Same except I'm picking hero and looking for big axes and putting a few points in ARC
Ayden Fisher
>be prisoner
>breakoutofjail.jpeg
>break into some shops
>get game
>sit downs and play
>picks prisoner
Henry Ward
CLANRAT
Luke Powell
NO IKIT hahahahahaha YES
ITS FUCKING GO
FSSSSSSSSSSSHFSHNJFSHDSFFFFFFF
Jacob Turner
CHOOSE YOUR TYPE
>TYPE 1
>TYPE 2
Cooper Myers
For me its
>Vagabond
>Claymore
>STR/FTH
Samuel Bennett
wretch chads rise up
you only get 1 chance to play the game blind and naked
dont be tempted by the fancy starting armor, you've got plenty of runs to enjoy them, but only one chance to enjoy wretch to its fullest
Anthony Davis
>everyone picks a character that meshes with there SOUL
>somehow theres people out there wanting to run around as wretch in there underwear with a club
Noah Reed
CONFESSOR
Isaac Nelson
>vagabond or hero
>str
>estus farming
>boss rush time
Aaron Ross
me must be naked ape and smash with stick
John Young
This might be the least funny post I've ever seen on Any Forums
Luis Cox
Yep, it's game time
Robert Jackson
Confessor looks cool
Austin Brown
guts i mean vagabond
Ian King
1-8 respective. 0 or 9 is rerroll. Roll.
Asher Foster
>wake up on elden ring release day
>go to base
Matthew Morris
Vagabond. Stats are way too good to pass up, especially on a blind run where I don't know what weapon/magic I will be using
Robert Adams
>wake up on elden ring release day
>brew some delicious coffee
>turn off cellphone dont want any distractions
>put on headphones and adjust the sound just right
>load the game up and listen to the menu music for a few minutes while fiddling with settings
>smoke a huge blunt of sativa
>close my curtains
>turn off the lights
Mason Stewart
Was gonna go Vagabond but that epic youtuber convinced me too
Jeremiah Powell
You haven't lived until you embraced the club.
Or fist, if you're playing DaS2.
Aaron Kelly
>what are YOU doing on release bros
I wait a few months until the patches fix most of the bugs. This is the real power of PC gay men.
Jace Rivera
should I try vidya w/ weed?
Jeremiah Martinez
DUDE
Jackson Hill
>boot the game up
>don't have windows 10
>doing it because im retarded and think maybe just MAYBE the gaymer gods will smile upon me and make it run
>it actually runs
>create character
>load into game
>3 fps
might just have to wait for q2 and pray it runs on my deck
Tyler Bell
Keep rollin
Kevin Peterson
>torrent soundtrack
>torrent game
>listen to soundtrack and keep seeding
>never install game cause fuck it
Robert Davis
>waiting for all the fun to be removed
Hunter Cooper
>wake up and see if it's cracked yet
>wait an entire day to download
>install and realize it doesn't run on my laptop
>get off v for a month to not get spoiled when I play it in a few years
Charles Torres
Astrologer, I want to throw stars and rain rocks from the heavens.