Why is every Mario joke on this board so fucking cringy and unfunny?

Why is every Mario joke on this board so fucking cringy and unfunny?

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user if he squeal

where does mario do his shopping

the mario mart

hahahahahahahahahaha nice 1

what if mario eat mushroom AND GET HIGH

what did the green mushroom say to luigi

get a life

mario if he need a meal

Okay Henry """""""TJ"""""""' Yoshi

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It's hard to make fun of something that's already a joke.

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what console do you play mario kart on in france

the nintendo oui

A golf swing is a golf swing. You can't say it's only a half.

>this is somehow much funnier than any of the retards itt
Topkek

Because Mariofags are autistic. I thought this was common knowledge at this point.

Okay Henry """""""TJ"""""""' Yoshi

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what did the wizrobe say when Mario arrived?

he destroyed him!

Because you can say bing bing wahoo all you want, Marios core games are still based so you can make it as bad as you want

Don't you have to be at least 18 to post here?

What is a non cringe Mario joke, faggot.

read the thread, retard

Based
This is still more funny than all the "le ironic humor" braindead zoomers itt, lol.

Only ironic garbage.

Wot if Mario ate a mushroom...but then he got high? LOL

op is being a faggot again
>mario if he real

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mario if he

mario if he real

because modern nintendo fans are largely corporate shills, and it's impossible to be funny when you're deepthroating the boot. another example of this is all the leftist "comedians" who have built their careers on saying the exact same things as cnn and pausing for clapter.