You just downloaded a Super Mario Bros ROM...

You just downloaded a Super Mario Bros ROM, and now Demon Miyamoto is coming after you with his army of ten billion demon robot lawyer ninjas.

The last non-Nintendo character you played as will defend you.

Will you survive?

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Bayonetta? Yeah, I think I'll be okay.

Any Forums makes up exaggerated meme reasons that Miyamoto is evil, but he's actually a piece of shit. In his younger days he was a talented hardass, now he's just an untalented hardass. He's a massive prude that demands Nintendo only make games for ultra-normies. Honestly deserves to be hated on at a level similar to Neil Druckmann.

>Salvador from Borderlands 2
yeah

you dont know what talent means lol

>Master Chief
So basically I'm living Halo 4?

>Penintent One
He killed the Pope so I think I'm fine

user...

Just because she was in Smash doesn't make her a Nintendo character. Don't be like that.

You guys need to grow up, Miyamoto has been a demonic normalnigger for the past 15 years, easily undoing most of the good he's done for the industry.

>ending up a Switch Exclustive
Shes Nintendo's bitch now

He's just too obsessed with becoming Walt Disney. Dude just opened his own theme park and is on his way to releasing his first movie, he has become a megalomaniacal asshole.

The Arisen has fought worse desu

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Fine. I'm screwed.

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they don't stand a chance

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The only time I've ever had a fighting chance in any of these threads

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>my factorio engineer
should be okay as long as there are sufficient coal, iron, copper and stone deposits nearby.

Can she do it sirs?

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>The last non-Nintendo character you played as will defend you.
Oh sweet, Sonic is gonna defend from Nintendo. How poetic!
>Will you survive?
idk
maybe i will if he got all chaos emeralds

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Rent free

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OPEN YOUR HEART IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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