Videogame monkeyface thread

videogame monkeyface thread

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lmao jew devs do a white genocide again

these clowns would dry heave if they found out women have hair on their arms too

I'm pretty sure none of the devs are jewish.

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OP over here revealing their face has never been within kissing distance of a woman before.

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Have you seriously never seen a woman's face close up IRL?

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THAT SONY’S GONNA SHOW ME
ANOTHER “MASTERPIECE” OF A “GAME”
IT WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FAT FACE LIKE A THUMB
THAT PUTS NIKOCADO’S TO SHAME

WELL THE FRAMES START COMING AND THEY CAN'T STOP DROPPING
I STOPPED HIM CUZ I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
DIDN'T HAVE GAMEPLAY NOR DID IT LOOK FUN
TOO MANY CUSTCENES AND IT JUST GOT DUMB
SO MUCH TO SEE
NOTHING TO PLAY
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH WAITING FOR PEECEE
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
OR WAIT FOR THE PS5 PRO (LOL)

HEY NOW YOU'RE A SNOYFAG
PUT A MOVIE ON, PRESS PLAAAAAY
HEY NOW YOU'RE A SNOYFAG
PAY EM FULL PRICE ANYWAAAAYS

AND ALL Any Forums WILL LAUGH AT YOU
WHILE SONY MERGES WITH MORE POOS

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>looks like Jewel Staite
muh dick

when will the jewish effeminization of western white males end??

I don't like this pasta, not because the game bashing offends me, but because the lyrics don't work with the song rhythm.

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Why are girls returning to monke?

they're leaving us behind bros, we need to do better

It's Any Forums. They have no experience with women and their only sex education is PornHub. And it shows.

Yes they do

Her anatomy just doesn't make sense. She has a skinny body, but a nikocado tier face. Why not just make her fat at this point?

This is realism. Unironically the people who are calling this masculine have never touched a woman intimately.

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There’s a reason waxing exists and with the last two years of more people working from home and less need for personal upkeep, the outside world would terrify many of you

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Cope. The game was made by 99% white country

>THAT PUTS NIKOCADO’S TO SHAME
>in the shape of an L on her forehead
No, they don't

Maybe you should stop dating monkeys?

wrong. i get up on the roof and throw empty bottles at them as they pass by,

maybe you should start dating, if anyone would take you. maybe a desperate trans