This is boomberman now

This is boomberman now.
what went wrong?

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Sales, evidently.

do people unironically find short girls attractive?

I love huge breasts.

tits too big

Heh more like BooberBitch if you ask me haha. Any armpit hair?

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No one even plays Bomberman

What went so right*
OP is a faggot

Americans are going to ruin this thread.

You obsessed retard. Not a single fucking person mentioned America until you showed up. Kill yourself.

BOMBA

what went RIGHT?

everyone is horny out of their mind on a higher level then ever

>what went wrong
The lack of newer translated bombergirl doujins and no english release.

You mean what went right?

>what went wrong?
No one to play powerbomberman with.

The Bomberman IP is so middle of the road and forgotten that I'm actually very okay with it turning into waifu trash. Honestly nothing of value lost here, and we all get good porn.

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More like coomerman lmao

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I mean if they have the right body proportions and an attractive face then why not?

Oh mein Gott!
Tittyboobenhonkers!

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Zoomers deserve death

attractive girls are attractive if they're 6 feet tall or 4 feet tall.
you fucking buffoon.

How about a bman act zero reboot but every character is a bdsm dominatrix gynoid you can customize? Their pubic hair will be fiber optic strands that you can make glow any color you like. losers get fucked. Extra points for fucking in the middle of a match.

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Aqua-sama

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what are you on about

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nigga i played the fuck out of atomic bomberman on a windows xp or whatever it was. I loved the game, but holy fuck bomberman is irrelevant. Waifu trash saved it honestly.

>check source
>pine of course
>hex maniac
>ilulu
based

You.
You are what's wrong, OP.

feet

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I’ve heard that Sepia Belmont is going to be the new face of Castlevania in the coming reboot. Are all of Konami’s old franchises going coomer? If they ever revive Goemon are they going to give him a huge pair of tits?

i just want another bomberman 64/hero
with big tit lolis? sure, why not. either or.

She looks like she has a massive futa cock she fucks human males with

I hope more devs follow suit