Friends want to be on voice chat all the fucking time

Force him to play stardew valley with you and treat him like a househusband.

start yawing really loud and obnoxiously every time someone in the call tries to say anything

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>gf wants to go out for valentines day
>wake up and remember i don't have a gf

Is this a zoomer thing? I've got a couple of zoom friends and they're like this. They like to call to "just be in call" in case they want to say anything. They seem genuinely confused when I tell them that if I'm on call it means I can't do anything else like watch a show or play a game if it has any value to me. I've had to find stupid little games to play for when I get on call with someone and they give me the "I just have to finish some homework, shouldn't be more than 30 or 40 minutes".

You are a retard and deserve the shit you get

>so retarded you can't talk and perform actions at the same time
You deserve death.

nah he cute

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I have a cute Irish friend who always wants me to go on voice chat with him, but the things he asks me to do are so fucking lame.

>Watch this seasonal anime with me pwease!!!!
>Can we co-op a Warhammer campaign??? :pleading emoji:
>I wanna show you all the porn I made for my personal server uwu

It's fun to ignore him for up to 2 weeks at a time then make a comment about my feet and watch him come crawling back immediately.

unironically just groom a 17 year old. I'm 18 so it's not really that weird but if you're like 20 you might get screwed and considered pedo

He does deserve death but the reason being that he is unable to set boundaries and limits and just lets himself be distracted even though he doesn't want to. Next he will let himself be fucked in the ass even though he doesn't want to.

I've been talking to friends for close to 2 decades. Must suck being a brainlet and a friendlet.

It’ll get better, buddy. Just stick it out and keep growing and improving.

I believe in you.

I love this little kitten like you wouldn't believe. What's the source for it?

how do you groom a 17 year old as an 18 year old

it's technically still illegal but you're less likely to be fucked

Hehe

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>friends
faggot

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>he doesn't have the power to say no
>he doesn't have the power to lie or give excuses

Holy based

What is it about this cat that separates it from the rest?

I have plenty of friends and am capable of multitasking. If you think you're getting the same experience playing an involving game with your undivided attention as you do shit talking with friends, you're delusional. It's the same energy as watching movies on a phone or tablet.

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I am because I'm not a brainlet.