You try to strike a convo on with a girl at a bar and all you talk is about a specific game

>you try to strike a convo on with a girl at a bar and all you talk is about a specific game
Which game is it Any Forums?

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If I'm going to talk about Vidya to a girl, it'll be a game that girls play
So Bejeweled, Candy Crush or The Sims

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The Sims/Stardev Valley/WoW (Wotlk private servers)

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>Tell her the entire warhammer 40k lore and how The Eldar had it coming and that the tau are a shitty race of blue faggots that will never make it anywhere so long as the empire of man is still around. After impressing her with my knowledge of Warhammer 40k how could she not want to fuck me.

How does one impress a woman?

Can't he see by her face she's uncomfortable? She's cute tho prolly a cunt

you press your thumbs into an M on them duh and when they start to scream that just means they think you're cute.

don't be short and balding like the guy in the pic

Yes, that's the bit
They're professional Wrestlers
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>have at least some confidence
>don't be a 0/10 abomination or a fatass
>be at least mildly successful
>have stuff you're passionate about
You don't need all of those but the more you got, the better result you'll get. The confidence point is probably the most important.

I'm tallish (taller than most women, not basketball player tall though) and have a full head of hair and I have never ever impressed a woman.

Kayfabe brother.

Pathologic 2

by being tall that's literally it

Are you autistic and/or ugly as fuck?

Very socially awkward and ugly, yes.

Somewhat similar in facial features to yanderedev, actually

This, this, this

In this mentally ill shithole of a society, being tall is everything.

Wombyn could not care less about your opinion, your hobbies, your education, your face or your character if you are a 5'8" subhuman manlet.