One copy of Elden Ring, please

I've lost interest in this game. The hype is so fake, so forced, so over the top. I can't take it anymore.
I'm not saying it's paid shills working for FROM, but the constant posts are so insinscere, fake and forced.
I cancelled my pre-order and instead I'll pirate it day one to see how it really is. The only reviewer you can trust in 2022 is yourself. Everyone else has something to gain.

Wojak is not a valid argument

As repulsive and disgusting as this person is, I still know that niggers and women are still worse.

>Wojak is not a valid argument

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>Wojak is not a valid argument

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>Sorry sir, Elden Ring isn't available on the Nintendo Switch. Might I interest you in the new Pokemon game?

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It's not fake. Niggas who like Soulsgames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.

>The only reviewer you can trust in 2022 is yourself.
fucking based

Based

At least the guy has a visible hit box that you can easily dodge.

>"sir this is 2009, we don't have Elden ring, whatever the fuck that is. Did you mean Demon's Souls?"

I bet you won't make a soijack with me

>haha dude you posted the le fat guy webm and said "one copy of [game I don't like]"! comedy gold!!!

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True. it's like they don't even enjoy video games, they enjoy "dark souls" and that's it.

Far too often lately I see posts saying they are waiting for the review from some youtuber shill because "he is honest and legit and gives the good review" - aka he tells the losers watching what they want to hear, so they feel less bad about the money they spent.

>>haha dude you posted the le fat guy webm and said "one copy of [game I don't like]"! comedy gold!!!

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Make a wojack with me. Pleeeeease

Yes, solesfags are autistic and fat and disgusting in every way conceivable way

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>lankies and skeletons will all drop dead after a couple weeks of food shortage
>fatbros will comfortably survive on their natural reserves alone
I can't wait until the start of WW3 in 2 days, it'll be our turn fatchads...

>It's not fake. Niggas who like spidermangames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
>It's not fake. Niggas who like mariogames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
>It's not fake. Niggas who like halogames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
>It's not fake. Niggas who like puzzlegames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
>It's not fake. Niggas who like hentaigames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
>It's not fake. Niggas who like sportsgames are just real fucking weirdos who make the shit their personality.
I can do it too. Check my 4

guys stop fighting please
we're finally getting another souls game

>>>haha dude you posted the le fat guy webm and said "one copy of [game I don't like]"! comedy gold!!!

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lose tirty pund next munt

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>wojack
Coming through, peasant

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Please make a fat wojack with me, i am both a tranny and a chud haha

Imagine the like inch thick layer of grease he left on the counter after he got up and waddled away.

Fat Shaming isn't about insulting appearances. It's about getting you to improve your worth ethic and motivation.

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Perfect, considering there hasnt been any arguments made in the first place, just shitflinging