If hard light exists in the Halo universe, then there is no reason Cortana couldn't have sex with Master Chief

If hard light exists in the Halo universe, then there is no reason Cortana couldn't have sex with Master Chief

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Why do they keep making her look less like a hologram?

Because shes becoming more physical and less hologram

Halo 4 Cortana is pure sex.

yes

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>hard light meets hard dick
I'm not a halo expert
in fact I never played a halo game because they look gay
but that sounds very plausible

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I can appreciate some hangers, but her hair is a full retard departure. Halo 3 Cortana is a direct evolution from 2 and 1. Halo 4 shit is just so far out of left field it makes no sense at all.

every game up to Reach is kino, 4 is where it goes to shit

Master Chief has no sex drive.

Best Cortana is still her original incarnation

she could just use the jacking off function of his suit

When she died in Halo 4, she implies that's the first time she's ever felt him, so I suppose she didn't have the sensation of touch.

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Not in the games, not canon

Yes in the games, yes canon.

Which game is it stated in then?

4 is actually the best
5 is shit though
Infinite is also pretty good

It's in Halsey's Journal which is seen in Halo: Reach and Halo 5: Guardians.

>easter egg in one game
>CGI that's confirmed to not be fully canon due to not being in-game
Sure

Because progressive or whatever you call them love projecting into characters.
youtube.com/watch?v=6qfx9eoB-88

>is in game
>"n-no!"
>is also in the game
>"i-it's n-not real!"
Kill yourself, thank you.

The entire Final Fantasy 13 story doesn't exist according to your logic.

It comes with the definitive edition of the game, if it’s not canon then all the mentions of Chief being “the last Spartan” in the manual and back of the box aren’t canon either.