The tweet that destroyed Any Forums

I'd last more than a minute inside him, considering he's not and will never be a woman.

chuds owned

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haha same!

Why do holes always relate everything back to sex? Is it because they know that's all they're good for

Ok but she still couldn't last a minute inside of a call of duty lobby.

I hate Call of Duty and women in equal measure.

I guarantee I lasted longer than everyone else on this board since you are all so retarded I'm sure you're preemies.

>known gaslighter
so does this mean she has a fetish for quickshot guys? she'd be disappointed, death grip

OH NO NO NO

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I spent 9 months inside a woman, bitch!

I had the exact opposite problem, where I was so nervous that I basically couldn't cum despite being hard
at least I won't get accused of being a quick shot, but it was a bit disappointing

the actual act of sex didn't physically feel better than jerking off, the only part that was better was the psychological aspect that I was with a cute girl

looks like an alien

honestly I'm kind of jealous of men who come in like 1 minute, I've deathgriped my dick so much that I can't even finish while fucking anymore, always have to jerk it to the finish, pretty embarrassing when fucking desu.

Do I want to know what FFS stands for?

Lmao, this toastie won't last a day in this earth after the wall hits her and her eggs have dried up and her womb is barren

>Her name is literally "cope"

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I can relate to that. I get nervous.

You're saying your hand feels better than the inside of a vagina?

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on a scale of 1-10, how circumcised are you?

powerful incel aura emanating from this post

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because some twitter tranny says it does?

>her
You making a lot of assumptions there buddy.

>her

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>the actual act of sex didn't physically feel better than jerking off
because it's overrated as fuck

I would in that dry roast beef sandwich between your legs. LOL

I'm not interested in the opinion of a femcel clearly obsessed with sex.

why is the only comeback women have muh sex?

>arguing with holes .jpg

classic

yikes, what a freak

he’s right though, nobody would want even one minute inside his weird gash that he calls a pussy

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imagine if every man would shout "I BET YOU WOULDN'T MAKE MY DICK CUM" upon being criticized

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Good thing that's not a she then.

i think most anons would have the opposite problem due to death grip while fapping. i take like an hour to cum while fucking, IF it happens.

Assignment female at birth

cause they know its their only value and power

oh it's a man too
amazing

do you even incubate bro?

0, and I'm very glad for it
maybe the condom didn't help, but yeah

for normal people its "for fucks sake" idk what the mentally ill think it means.

it means Assigned Female At Birth actually

>but muh vagoo

>i only exist if I'm famous on twitter
women still mentally ill right up until the end

Hmm in his case it's more of an open gash wound so maybe a meat pie?
Nah m8 that dude is just like you. It ain't no femcel.
To be fair that ain't a woman.

>her
YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL

>be virgin
>somehow manage to sleep with a woman
>have shit sex because you;re nrevous and inexperience and dont really know what to do
>haha guys this sex thing is totally overrated

many such cases

Why would I want to be inside a woman

>known gaslighter

what a mentaly ill male. KWAB

it only goes to show than being a women isn't a gender, its a mental illness.

Bitch, I lasted nine whole months one time

what did diane mean by this?

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post your sex god licence or GTFO

so this is normalfag cope

And this is why the opinions of coomers aren't respected by the mainstream. Because you've spent so much time fapping that you've fried your nervous system and made it impossible to actually have sex.

Facial Feminization Surgery nigga, no need for thanks and my condolences

The tweet that destroyed roasties

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>twitter trash posting
lmao tell me you're trans without telling me you're trans lol

Jokes on you roastie, my deathgrip has given me infinite endurance.

Why are Boomers like this?

saying she has a loose vagoo has 100% success rate on making them flip out

when you have this hormone called testosterone and a healthy level there is this physical drive to put your penis in a vagina

mrs cope bros…

She didn't have children

Good. My goal is to get off, the sooner I'm done with it the better, back to vidya.

Have sex you fucking limp dicked Any Forumsirgin

That sounds real fucking gay

They're trying to be hip and in

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>haha actually i PREFER to be a one pump chump haha imagine lasting loger
>in fact, i prefer not to have sex at all! that's right, it's my choice to be lonely and unfuckable

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>you wouldn't last a minute inside a woman
I don't see how that would be my problem.

>one pump chump

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Seriously, what makes a decent looking man to chop his dick off?

Why can't 99% of female comedians say anything more than "muh queefy vagina farts"?

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