Would you guys believe me if I told you that I'm from the future and the PC launch for Elden Ring was a disaster? Because I just want to warn you guys. Game will be phenomenal. But the pc launch? Not so much.
Would you guys believe me if I told you that I'm from the future and the PC launch for Elden Ring was a disaster...
Noah Torres
Juan Sullivan
>OH NONONO HAHAHAHAH
Matthew Young
People eat up anything From Software shits out. It doesn't matter. Bamco marketing is too good and all the casuals think liking these shit games makes them hardcore
Jeremiah Scott
>webm showcasing the game filters low t ecelebs
fucking based
Jonathan Bailey
Mental illness
Andrew Foster
>clear evidence of bad polishing and bugs
>hehe filtered
Bamco are geniuses
Gavin Adams
No, fs games are incredible. But the PC port? Guys I swear it will be a disaster. Thrust, I'm from march 3th 2022 and it still hasn't been fixed
Justin Campbell
considering every big pc game launch is a disaster, it would just be safe to assume so
Grayson Cook
p2
Jayden Davis
>still being shit on a decade later
why didn't you just gitgud
you could have prevented this
Xavier Lopez
>remember to follow the guidelines tranny xisters
Jack Phillips
The PS4 Pro version was pretty good in the network test, I'll just pirate that one if the PC version sucks. Already paid for it once, I feel no guilt.
Jacob Baker
Being good at a simple casual game like Souls doesn't make it less of an unpolished turd and doesn't make the devs less of a bunch of faggots
Joshua Young
Kek, shazam niggers completely btfo.
Dominic Sanchez
LMFAO
Chase Nguyen
I knew something wasn't quite right with that guy.
Isaac Lewis
the pot calls the kettle black. go microwave your next diaper you perverted nigger.
Gabriel Long
no it can't be
William Watson
Given Bamco/From's track record, I absolutely believe it will be disaster, but you didn't need to say you were from the future to get me to believe that.
Evan Lopez
Eh, something does tell me they somehow overlooked PC folk again.
>No PC network test
>No minimun/recommended specs announced along with consoles
>That mistake listing the specs on steam
Jackson Moore
SJW Software
Brody Gonzalez
>be frail tranny, just started taking HRT
>assigned to frontline shazamposting
>the frombros find out your plans because you are incomptent
>retreat to your discord leaving scorched earth behind you
>reach the 'Superior'
>"S-sir... they f-found us out....."
>your small ratlike face trembling, wide man hands fidgeting with the hedge of your japanese dress
>the small office chairs groans and squeaks as the Superior turns around
>the stench is unbearable, a small layer of infected pus covering the floor of the Superior's nest
>"Shazamsister..."
>the Superior's androgynous voice booms through the rancid discord halls
>"...you are now retired"
>muscular rugby gigatrannies take you from behind and put a noose around your neck
>your death is reported as suicide
So this is the end of shazamtrannies... the lost generation, food of the trench rats...
Gabriel Wright
Gavin Hill
>He didn't make it past taurus demon in undeadburg
>this was unforgiveable, how dare this game not let me win
>spend the rest of life crusading against this scammer company
A sane person would have moved on by now
you aren't good at dark souls
thats okay
let it go
you still have time
Dominic Edwards
based
it's been a pure joy watching these shitzo troons break in real time
Ethan Howard
I'm actually pretty good. Done them all multiple times and I loved Bloodborne and Sekiro. My favourite weapon is the moonlight sword from Bloodborne
Caleb Campbell
>MIYAAZAAKIIIIIIIII I FUCKING KNEEEEEEELLLLL
Cameron Smith
What the fuck are you talking about retard? From games have always had shit hitboxes.
That explains the low-quality shit posting, Zoomers cant meme.