Please be ready for Elden Ring being a bad game. It probably is not, but be ready anyway. Just a reminder.
Please be ready for Elden Ring being a bad game. It probably is not, but be ready anyway. Just a reminder
Angel Morgan
Hudson Phillips
Of course, open world is always a bad sign
But at worst it will be DS4 with a boring world between dungeons. I'm fine with that
Jaxson Bailey
>It's a continuation of Dark souls franchise
Yeah I don't expect much especially combat wise
Liam Sanchez
I'll stop playing it and do something else instead, who gives a shit if a game sucks?
Hunter Evans
>It doesn't HAVE to be a good game
William Thomas
Can we please stop having these bait threads? Even im fucking bored of them after shitposting a couple of times
Aiden Ortiz
>It doesn't NEED to support VR
>It doesn't NEED to have ingame horse stacking mechanics
>it doesn't NEED a physical copy with a disk slightly larger than standard so you can't play it
>it doesn't NEED the Moonlight Greatsword
>it doesn't NEED to detect if you have a pet cat and reward you ingame
>it doesn't NEED a Dragon Quest XI crossover
>it doesn't NEED playable Yeezus
>it doesn't NEED a double jump
>it doesn't NEED the ability to climb on anything like Dragon's Dogma
>it doesn't NEED to wipe my own ass for me
>it doesn't NEED huh? what? where am i?
>it doesn't NEED to be a stealth Armored Core game where the veneer falls off after 3 hours
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
>it doesn't NEED to make Demon's Souls canon
>it doesn't NEED to have hidden EDM tracks in the OST
>It doesn't NEED a Gwynevere dakimakura as a preorder bonus
>It doesn't NEED innovative copypasta
>It doesn't NEED simulated bones
>It doesn't MATTER that the character creator doesn't have stink sliders
>It doesnt MATTER that there's a bit too much brown in the color palette
>It doesnt MATTER that you wouldn't download a car
>It doesn't MATTER that it's getting a Switch port
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't freeze to death by going too high
>It doesn't MATTER that there's no backwards compatibility with the PS2 version
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't impregnate the Maiden
>It doesn't NEED blatant implementation of Miyazaki's fetishes
>It doesn't NEED realtime farming mechanics
>It doesn't MATTER that it retroactively changes the ending to Game of Thrones
>It doesn't MATTER that Dark Souls 2 is better than 3
* YOU ARE NOW HERE *
>it doesn't NEED to have more Fist weapons than any other type
>It doesn’t NEED to have the NPCs throw you a little party if you play on your birthday
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
>it doesn't NEED an anime adaptation
>it doesnt NEED a balanced breakfast
>it doesn't NEED to be a good game
Carter Kelly
based
Joshua Wilson
Charles Gonzalez
Going to pirate it just to be sure
Parker Bell
Get help.
Evan Butler
It's not going to be a bad game, but essentially just a boring more open world DS. Imagine a dark souls level but with 80% more emptiness
Juan Morgan
I hope elden ring is ready for me
I just broke owl lol
Zachary Adams
It already is a bad game to me after all the footage we got when they let ecelebs and streamers play it. I know people pretend it's somehow a shitpost, but it's genuinely just modded dark souls 3. Not for me, especially since they didn't touch the combat at all. I'm not buying another souls game by fromsoft. If they break free from that repetitive formula then maybe, because they're capable of making good games like Sekiro. But until then, fuck this elden meme shit.
Brayden King
As long as it have incredible graphics I'll give it a good review
David Phillips
>doubting Miyazaki
>ever
back to your hive
Samuel Bennett
>Half ass uninspired story by a lazy uninspired writer.
>Half ass uninspired copypaste gameplay from a company that has written the coattails of one sucess for a decade.
>Add in open world
Nathaniel Allen
>it doesn't NEED the Moonlight Greatsword
Literally confirmed to be in the game.
Nolan Rodriguez
retard
Brody Martinez
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
Kek. This gets me everytime.
Jose Watson
>literal trannies
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Parker Harris
Correct me if I'm wrong but they call the mods fromtrannies and trannies can barely handle playground insults let alone using slurs themselves
Oliver Sanchez
What compels a man to simp for a pre-release game he has never played
Luis Nguyen
>it doesn't NEED to wipe my own ass for me
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
>It doesn't NEED innovative copypasta
>It doesnt MATTER that you wouldn't download a car
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't impregnate the Maiden
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
Michael Phillips
Get better material
Bentley Gutierrez
You sorts of people are honestly not living healthily. Just let yourself be hype for things. Not everything will live up to the expectations, but you can have a moment of disappointment or a lifetime of constantly holding yourself back from looking forward to things in order to create a defense mechanism. Think about it.
Luis Wood
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Andrew Thompson
I don't think it will necessarily be bad, but I doubt it will be great. Open world shit is tedious and dull and beyond that it's just another Souls game. Stale is the word that springs to mind. That's a played out series/genre.
Connor Howard
>discord trannies
hard yikes from me. this game WILL flop and the fallout will be the best thing since TORtanic. Elden Flop will make Cyberpunk look like a success story
Colton Perez
this you? ahahhahahahahaha
Gavin Jones
>Discordtrannies can’t even fake a screenshot
Sad really