Nintendo Switch Sports

Thoughts? Hopes? Fears?

I know there isn't much to talk about yet, but this is the game I'm looking forward to the most. One thing I can tell you guys as a Wii U owner is this: playing tennis online (even over wifi) in Wii Sports Club was very functional and fun. If this works as well, it will be a very good time, but it's likely going to be a much better experience.

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I'm gonna strap the joycon to my penis and play tennis by swinging my penis around. I'll be online playing as "Penis Man" using the international keyboard options to get around any word filters. You will all be defeated by my cock

Where the fuck are the miis. The miis are what made the original series good

I don't think there's gonna be text chat, but instead those little emoji icon/sticker things. Sounds like a good idea otherwise.

Looks better than the first Wii Sports at least, but a downgrade from Resort sadly. I'll miss exploring Wuhu Island.
Should at least still be fun though. Looking forward to bowling with some anons.

Cmon, dude. Everyone already knows Miis are in the game. They showed them in the presentation. The new avatars, though, are like a much more detailed evolution of Miis, because as time goes on people become increasingly incapable of using their imaginations. Frankly, I think the game would be a relative flop if they diidn't update these for the modern audience.

I loved the swordfighting game in Wii sports resort so I'm glad they put it in here.

Has anyone figured out what "Spocco" means yet? "Wuhu" is obviously "woohoo" and fits the Wii ("wee") theme.

Five years late, several games don’t really make sense for a Wii Sports-eque game

I have a friend who is stoked about volleyball.

>several games don’t really make sense for a Wii Sports-eque game
I don't know what you mean by this

where's the porn

Should have been a sequel to Resort

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Try actually watching the Direct user.

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It is. It just takes place in a different setting.

I pity americans. They can't stop being cucks.

Wait for Nintendo Switch Sports Resort to cash and milk in more shekels, goy.

This is shovelware pumped out to extend the switch's life because of the chip shortage. They were probably planning to launch a sequel next year, but they can't do that now so they will fund some cheaper games like this to fill in the hole.

What the hell are you talking about? How is this not a sequel? Why do you commit yourself to such retarded thoughts instead of discarding them?

It needs to implement e-sports so that way Nintendo will force us to play a fake version of LoL and Smash, the football is already a rocket league rip-off.

Miis okay. Skunk better.

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